Short Kidney Poems

Her one kidney was damage
The money for her treatment -
She could not manage!...

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like
passing
kidney stones
I have saved mine
so I can brag on the little bastards…...

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Grinding stone,

Mortar stone,

Remaining of Stone Age,

Gallstone,

Kidney stone,

Paining of IT age!...

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Dr. Latex Glove
Gave research a real shove
Removed the wrong organ-a kidney
But he discovered one makes enough PP...

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I’ve got a kidney stone
Trying not to moan
It hurts me deep
Trying not to weep
Sweep away the pain
Down the bathtub drain...

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Grr! I don't want to apply to work 
anywhere with high-sodium food;
I'd feel tempted, and my kidney stones 
might come back-- no good!...

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Kidney Failure
Written: by Tom Wright
3/11/2018

High potassium,
Means Hyperkalemia. 
And today I’m there;

Haiku 
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There was a young bloke from Sydney
Found a large stone in his kidney
Went into a Doc
Who took out the rock
Surely felt better then did-n-ee...

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For want of a steak and kidney pie
I went to the pub with Jones & Dai
We started to eat
When whom should we meet -
A kidney donor having a cry!...

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In red ink,

Black and blue,

Something is written on a small piece of white paper,

My mind reads ignoring the colors like a kidney-

"No color but matter"!...

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things I can live without...
appendix
tonsils
gallbladder
one kidney
spleen
you

so far I still have all of these
God willing...I will keep them

you...not so much...

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Feel Better Horn Haiku

Hope Bob feels better
Kidney stones won't bother him
Affect trip to take.

Jim Horn

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx...

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Concrete keeps falling on my head
Imagine how painful that is wished I was dead 
With a little Vaseline
And a can of kidney beans
Rub gently and spend next two days in bed...

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Lighter yellow pee = is good 4 the kidney :-)

So drink plenty of water, especially if it's hotter!

Cuz kidney stone pain's not what I consider gain!

Eat low-oxalate / sodium, & more fresh foods -- yum!...

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Life is so cool
On seas and oceans
Best steamed, served over a pool
Sweet and sour delicacy of paeans
Throat where its brain rests
Engulfed head where stomach and kidney nests
Ripping teeth in stomach feasts...

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There was an old man from Sydney
                  Who liked his pie steak and kidney
                  He ate and he ate
                  Til nothing on plate
                  Then burped at his tall wife Mindy...

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Santa Claus goes down the chimney
 and pays the price; he ain't skinny.
 He's tightly wedged down the hole,
          yelling not Ho! Ho! Ho!
 Ouch, that's gonna bruise a kidney!...

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~Brown Rice cooked with kidney beans
   Southern home flavor
   Curried chicken and ginger
   With  pear preserve sauce
   Horseradish blended
   Tossed salad 
   Yum!   

   For and in Honor of Sara Kendrick
   And Contest: Low Country Boil...

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The day his baby left 
Him was the same day 
He became a baby.
That day, his mother 
Brought him to life.
And...
And that was the same day 
He lost his kidney and he lost 
His liver. 
And...
And what was left of him I  pray 
Never to put to words....

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give me your aorta ~ and in exchange i will give you a nice pulse

said the kidney bean to a cabbage heart ~ as it openly convulsed

but the black eyed peas protested violently ~ acting with impulse

of course i needed a leek pretty bad ~ and suddenly felt repulsed...

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Jack the Ripper,
As a savage nipper,
Possibly slashed his toys,
And didn’t play with other boys.

Jack the Ripper
May have liked kipper,
But he ate a kidney one day -
Or, at least, so people often say.

For Andrea's Show me the Funny contest, Part Two
Originally for PD’s clerihew contest...

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The blaring voice of a megaphone
  the piercing ring of certain phones
The whirring sound of airborne drones
  the screaming pain of kidney stones 

The crack and snap of a broken bone
  the victim's cries, contorted groans
Bullets whiz past a regime overthrown
  ~ Prithee it be a nuke-free zone...

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just bought three bananas from the corner bodega for a dollar
to send on his way the sweat of a kitchen the immigrant

ducks from hudson almost canada we know our plucks
and the foie gras a science

why me as mostly do not eat meat to over feed the liver
but a kidney I will enjoy with cream and morels....

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Kidney pie, what’s really inside? 
What in the world do they have to hide? 
Why name it a pie, if meat you tell? 
Pies should be fruit and maybe strange gel. 

And if it’s a kidney, well, that’s organ meat, 
And I’m not sure if I care to eat 
The filtration organs of some food beast, 
While pretending that I’m at a feast....

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the clouds 
of sausage and kidney shapes 
and little shapes of Arp 
float past me 
in the sky of turquoise blue

in shades of white
pink and grey 
they move 
as the cadmium yellow sun 
shines through

and taps me on my head and nose
and brightens up 
my soul
as the energy glows from the top of my head 
to the tippy tip tip of my toes...

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