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Santa Yells For Help

Santa Claus goes down the chimney
 and pays the price; he ain't skinny.
 He's tightly wedged down the hole,
          yelling not Ho! Ho! Ho!
 Ouch, that's gonna bruise a kidney!

Copyright © Edward Ibeh | Year Posted 2020

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Suzanne Delaney Date: 12/14/2023 3:35:00 PM Ha Ha Edward: Too many Christmas cookies for Santa, He’ll have to learn to say NO NO NO. LOL SuZ Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/15/2023 4:59:00 PM LOL, I concur, Suzanne! Thanks for the lovely visit!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/14/2023 1:25:00 PM Congrats again. Looks to me like this may have been from one of my contests long ago looking at what I said to you a few years ago. This remains an awesome limerick. Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/15/2023 4:57:00 PM Thank you very much indeed, Andrea:-) Happy holidays!

Joseph May Date: 12/13/2023 1:34:00 PM Ouch, Nicely done Edward, Congrats on your win Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/13/2023 7:18:00 PM Thank you very much for the feedback and visit, Joseph:-) Happy holidays!

Paula Goldsmith Date: 12/13/2023 12:29:00 PM Back with Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading this cute Limerick write again. I can see it happening... Have a fun day.......... Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/13/2023 7:17:00 PM Thanks for the congrats and revisit, Paula:-) Happy holidays!

Eve Roper Date: 12/26/2021 9:46:00 PM Congratulations on your win , Edward , great limerick . Hugs Eve Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/27/2021 8:40:00 AM Thank you very much for the wonderful feedback and revisit, Eve:-) Happy holidays!

Paula Goldsmith Date: 12/26/2021 2:40:00 PM Your "Santa Yells For Help" is a cute write and picture. Boy does he need some help. Have a Blessed Day...................... Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/26/2021 2:51:00 PM Thank you very much, Paula:-) Happy holidays!

Susan Ashley Date: 12/25/2021 12:51:00 PM Haha! Poor Santa.. too many Christmas cookies! Your limerick is wonderful fun, Edward. Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/25/2021 8:28:00 PM Thank you so much for the wonderful feedback and visit, Susan:-) Merry Christmas!

Alexis Y. Date: 12/24/2021 8:01:00 PM Hi Edward, Poor Santa, congratulations on your winning. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your loved ones. Have a good evening;-)Alexis Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/25/2021 8:26:00 PM Thank you so much, Alexis:-) Same to you and yours!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/24/2021 4:22:00 PM I did not even notice until just now that you even used near rhymes in the middle. That's how good this was. It was just a really cute limerick with great meter. Congrats in my contest, Edward. Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/25/2021 8:23:00 PM Thank you very much for the wonderful feedback and my placement , Andrea:-) Merry Christmas!

Bobby May Date: 12/19/2020 7:07:00 AM Hahaha, this is GREAT! Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/19/2020 7:44:00 AM Thank you so much, Bobby:-)

Eve Roper Date: 12/17/2020 6:52:00 AM Hahaha, good one, Edward. Merry Christmas my friend. Hugs Eve Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/17/2020 9:07:00 AM Thank you, Eve:-) I'm glad it made you laugh!

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/17/2020 4:29:00 AM Too funny along with the merry ho ho ho picture! Login to Reply Edward Ibeh Date: 12/17/2020 9:06:00 AM Thank you for the wonderful visit, Kim:-)

Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 12/16/2020 11:04:00 AM Hello Edward, yes Santa does need help. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Enjoy your day my friend. Login to Reply Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 12/16/2020 3:22:00 PM Hello Edward, you are welcome my friend. Merry Christmas. and Happy New Year. My friend enjoy your evening . Edward Ibeh Date: 12/16/2020 11:44:00 AM Thanks for the wonderful visit as always, Darlene:-) Happy holidays. my friend!