Short Belching Poems

Lucifer
belching fire
ordered soldiers  to fire
making forest to burn profusely
melted...

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Burps are often stifled,
But belches should be loud.
When burping one looks sheepish,
When belching one looks proud....

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The iconoclast with great sarcasm,
tries to hurl the church into a chasm.
Pharisee of courts —
belching out retorts!
His religion of enthusiasm.

2/19/2018...

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He staggered from her bedroom zombie like,
And scratched his armpits, belching, breaking wind;
His hair was sticking up, his beard unkempt;
He took a shower, brushed his teeth – and grinned....

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As they say, there goes the neighbourhood
A nefarious group of seniors, up to no good
Swearing and cursing
Belching and coercing
Causing distress for all the young girliehood...

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make sure you fart in bloody toon,
beware the belching fartaloon,
for if come solids in the mix,
spray painted walls, 
to it may stick,
and that's different  tune:(
to unpick....

thanks Vie....
Don...

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clock, gas, skyward
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Belching wicked gasses bloat
Smoking stacks cough inside-out
Industries non-stop
Burning fuel around the clock
 Boot black soot covers all skies!...

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Behold the sun
and all its authority,
great manufacture
of God

behold God’s man
and all his impurity

prototype written on 
fluid stone – the earth,
its belly of churning,
belching~ dis-pleasured 
groan….

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The best hunting dog in all Baltimore
Was my butt belching blue dog Amador.
Aghast guests once heard a blast
As Blue exuded his past,
Leaving a thief flat, gassed out on the floor.

Date: 2/25/2022
Rhyme: 10, 10, 7, 7, 10...

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When Susie is marrying Martin
The vicar starts belching and fartin’
After Sue says ‘I do’
Vicar runs to the loo
His dodgy lunch is soon departin’!

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8/26/19...

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cast iron monster
belching smoke and steam
small hands enfolded 

framed beneath
glassine perfection 
quietly staring 

strange world streams by 
silent but for noise
engine screams

arrival ahead
grandparents standing in snow
Christmas awaits...

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Once upon a time in Africa
Dark-land eloped Europe
Then he divorced her face

Now its a bride of a strangeness
But a cannily mystery is alert
Watching from tree-top it is

Its tongue belching flame fire
Arms of thorns extended
Yet children continue to slumber...

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Billowing bellows
Blatantly belching
Blowing cold air
Blazing the fire.

Bloated to bursting
Building the heat,
Burning the charcoal
Browning the meat.

Burgers are ready
Bangers are hot,
Bread buns are toasted
Brown sauce in the pot.


12/7/2020
Eve roper
Alliteration contest...

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Twang toot Fing Foo
Jingle jingle rattle boo
Tiger Tiger splash, squish
Skycrapper’s crashing swish
Wretched retches snorting  snuck
Timtimbuctoo’s belching buck
Whoosh whoosh Winnie Treetree murmur
Croaking frogie's hiss hiss charmer
Punipuni giggles growling grunt 
Oink oink  words' trilling witchhunt...

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taunted trees drunk
fostered felon gulp
bounty breeze served
leering lusty lurch
saucy summer tossed
per punctured pores

pruning pulpy puke
altering vying view
dark dances drew

nosy nature smirks
moaning mockery's verge
dainty drips athirst

same mystic malady 
belching feelings breed.
'20:02:08:18:51...

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eerie earth moaning
tainted soles trudging
salient strife smirking
lofty lust lurching
damped desires drooling
heightened hoisted hankerings

daedal dusts dangling
callous contractions cussing
smothered zeals scrunching

apt auras oozing
spooky silhouettes sealing
rustic rays belching

whosing wind wielding
all tiers tearing!
    19:12:07:10:12...

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Greatness of a nation and her people
Rests not in her fire-belching mouth
Emanates not from huge stomach of her granaries
Appears not in lethal power of her spears
Twitters not from upstairs of her thinkers but 
Nightingales from the beauty of her values
Enriched, nurtured and suckled
Systematically from the breasts of God
Scattered by winds of divine grace...

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Listen to poem:

*Image of Lyre by LUT.

8 Lines Now Okay

Irked shadow's occasions a Sun,
Tolls a knell's lowly peal, begun.

Ill winds bade the palls hovering,
Time betrays caused uncovering.

Inch thoust trek thy countenance hid,
The belching rains down thoust forbid.

In looms thoust melt of Luna's lyre,
Thoust lieth in her soothing fire.

2022 August 15...

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Holy infectious diseases, Batman
   What is it Robin, you annoying gnat 
The Batmobile's coughing and wheezing
    It needs an oil change, unmechanical brat...

                     LATER
 
Holy volcanic ash, Batman.  Now it's belching smoke  
   Maybe it's a dragon-car.  Ever think of that?  
Correctimundo, Boss! Happy Chinese New Year!
   Same to you, sidekick.  Happy 'Year of the Rat!'...

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On Emigrating To Iceland After Iraq
 
 
Consider first the Alabama heat.
Consider next the toad
still as a turd on this rural bridge
rupture slung across a stream
where offal floats,
where clumps are belching.
Note the toad, the reeks
that genie up beside it.
Then remember Iceland
and the freshets of its Spring.
Iceland had no toads,
no reeks to genie up beside them.
 
 
Donal Mahoney...

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Longest lived of living things,
Some trees last two thousand years. 
These natural resources
Give us oxygen.

Trees absorb nasty carbon,
Thus saving us from ourselves
And belching automobiles.
We must save our trees.

Trees are indispensable.
Buffer from wind, shade from sun,
And I have but just begun
To name their uses.

By:  Joyce Johnson

for: "Trees Everywhere" contest  Rec'd a 5th...

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Near the belching
condensate tanks
off the interchange,
slinks a mammal
with abnormal need

to find a blind
with water to drink
and flapping fish to eat
instead of concrete.

He sheds a scowl
under the amber glow
of buzzing sodium lamps
until veins gather force
like throbbing tributaries

that course from a source
pure in flexing purpose;
despite how we deprive
he drives to survive....

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Swastikas Today on Temple Mizpah 
 

The kitchens of Auschwitz
are belching again.

Ancient chefs, 
puffed hats askew,

storm once more
the catwalks swaying.
 
When the ovens are full,
the chefs dig pits

in the kitchen floor, set
silver spits, roast fryer thin
 
the legs and wings they’ve
cleaned and cleavered. Yes,

the kitchens of Auschwitz 
are belching again.
 
 
Donal Mahoney...

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Without belching
or hiccupping misty smoke,
the waiting sea
swallowed the setting sun;
up popped the bright
mirror-ball moon. 

The quiet sky sprinkled its self
with twinkling stars
as the restless wind whistled
through the terrestrial nightshades.

A  colony of fireflies
played blinking Marco Polo
as a pair of stoic owls,
with bulging eyes,
kept nocturnal watch
over the orchestrated night....

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The Hounds of Hell Released

Blood-spattered feathers on broken wings,
and the Age of Angels and Light was undone.
A black mantle of terror and darkness descended,
as the red-hot lips of hell opened wide, belching out 
war-thirsty hounds that shredded peace to pieces.

10-31-2015

Contest:      In 5 Lines or Less #1 (Picture This)
Sponsor:     SKAT A
Placement:  6th...

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