Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

The Batmobile

Holy infectious diseases, Batman
   What is it Robin, you annoying gnat 
The Batmobile's coughing and wheezing
    It needs an oil change, unmechanical brat...

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Holy volcanic ash, Batman.  Now it's belching smoke  
   Maybe it's a dragon-car.  Ever think of that?  
Correctimundo, Boss! Happy Chinese New Year!
   Same to you, sidekick.  Happy 'Year of the Rat!'

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Michelle Faulkner October 22, 2018 at 1:55 PM I think I would rather have a dragon-car, but that's just me... Gershon Wolf October 22, 2018 at 2:07 PM I actually have one---my car's been draggin' for quite a while now. (Oy, a real groaner, eh?). :) gw

Line Gauthier October 22, 2018 at 10:49 AM POW! Very funny, Gershon. Sweet. Gershon Wolf October 22, 2018 at 11:24 AM Zap! Thanks for your SMASHing comment, Line. :) gw

Tom Cunningham October 22, 2018 at 3:44 AM Wow that took me back Gershon, zap, pow across your TV screen. Tom. Gershon Wolf October 22, 2018 at 10:32 AM Smash, Bam! Together we'll take care of the Joker, the Penguin, and all the rest of those no-good-niks...