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The Batmobile

Holy infectious diseases, Batman
   What is it Robin, you annoying gnat 
The Batmobile's coughing and wheezing
    It needs an oil change, unmechanical brat...

                     LATER
 
Holy volcanic ash, Batman.  Now it's belching smoke  
   Maybe it's a dragon-car.  Ever think of that?  
Correctimundo, Boss! Happy Chinese New Year!
   Same to you, sidekick.  Happy 'Year of the Rat!'

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 10/22/2018 1:55:00 PM
I think I would rather have a dragon-car, but that's just me...
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/22/2018 2:07:00 PM
I actually have one---my car's been draggin' for quite a while now. (Oy, a real groaner, eh?). :) gw
Date: 10/22/2018 10:49:00 AM
POW! Very funny, Gershon. Sweet.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/22/2018 11:24:00 AM
Zap! Thanks for your SMASHing comment, Line. :) gw
Date: 10/22/2018 3:44:00 AM
Wow that took me back Gershon, zap, pow across your TV screen. Tom.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/22/2018 10:32:00 AM
Smash, Bam! Together we'll take care of the Joker, the Penguin, and all the rest of those no-good-niks...

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