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I Do - Need To Use the Loo

When Susie is marrying Martin
The vicar starts belching and fartin’
After Sue says ‘I do’
Vicar runs to the loo
His dodgy lunch is soon departin’!

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8/26/19

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Beautiful Scars Date: 9/5/2019 10:41:00 AM ahaha! LOO! How dare you! O, you know I am joking, we laughed about that a long time ago :) Great limerick as always and congrats :)-luloo Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 9/5/2019 7:49:00 AM Lol..Congrats on your win Jan.. Login to Reply

Gary Smith Date: 9/5/2019 5:56:00 AM Great Limerick Jan, congrats. :) Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 9/5/2019 3:28:00 AM Back with congrats Jan, when you gotta go you gotta go lol. Tom Login to Reply

Line Gauthier Date: 9/4/2019 11:13:00 PM Congrats on your win, Jan. Quite the scenario. Login to Reply

Janis Medders Tobechi Date: 9/4/2019 7:47:00 PM Congratulations on your winning limerick. You have the gift. Janis Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 9/4/2019 6:29:00 PM Jan congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick, enjoyed! :) Login to Reply

Michelle Faulkner Date: 8/30/2019 6:59:00 PM The title is hilarious, this is perfect for the contest, Jan! Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 8/30/2019 4:17:00 PM LOL! Jan, This is really funny. I laughed out loud. I could just picture the whole thing. Do you remember when Limerick Flats ( John) would give out giggles of the day? ( Or something like that). Anyway you would definitely get one with this write. I wish you the best of luck in the contest;-) Alexis Login to Reply

CayCay Jennings Date: 8/28/2019 10:46:00 PM How do you keep them coming, Jan? My Baptist grandmother who sang in the church choir every Sunday morning loved laughing about gas and I can't help but think of how great it would be to give her your eventually gas packed book. I keep hoping limerick contest will die down before my pen lays down but on the plus, I get to read you! Soup needs you. Hugs ... CayCay Login to Reply

Vladislav Raven Date: 8/27/2019 8:26:00 PM Hi Jan, your Limericks are always well thought out and fun. Minds me, of me, after a Chinese. I hope this one does well for you in the contest. Have a wonderful Wednesday. Hugs....Mike. XX Login to Reply

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 8/27/2019 10:25:00 AM Very clever, Jan. Really a fun read. Good luck. Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 8/27/2019 3:41:00 AM - ”Å drite på draget” is an appropriate phrase ... (but don't know what it would be called in English :))) - but ... means that something doesn't quite fit in a particular situation :) - Luck in the contest, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 8/27/2019 1:58:00 AM Everyone's worst nightmare and you've got cheekache from clenching lol. Good luck. Tom Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/26/2019 10:55:00 PM G'day Jan … he's lucky the dodgy lunch affected him first. Now he can sit back and watch the action - thank you Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply

Chris Green Date: 8/26/2019 5:08:00 PM Now that stinks, in a very poetic way. : ) This was fun Jan, it's a shame the vicar didn't have this to read while he was sittin. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/26/2019 5:16:00 PM ha ha ha I like that comment Chris, I will try and write another before the contest is closed - I also think this one stinks lol:-) hugs Jan xx