I Do - Need To Use the Loo

When Susie is marrying Martin The vicar starts belching and fartin’ After Sue says ‘I do’ Vicar runs to the loo His dodgy lunch is soon departin’! Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 9,9,6,6,9 using how many syllables 8/26/19

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Date: 9/5/2019 10:41:00 AM
ahaha! LOO! How dare you! O, you know I am joking, we laughed about that a long time ago :) Great limerick as always and congrats :)-luloo
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Date: 9/5/2019 7:49:00 AM
Lol..Congrats on your win Jan..
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Date: 9/5/2019 5:56:00 AM
Great Limerick Jan, congrats. :)
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Date: 9/5/2019 3:28:00 AM
Back with congrats Jan, when you gotta go you gotta go lol. Tom
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Date: 9/4/2019 11:13:00 PM
Congrats on your win, Jan. Quite the scenario.
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Date: 9/4/2019 7:47:00 PM
Congratulations on your winning limerick. You have the gift. Janis
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Date: 9/4/2019 6:29:00 PM
Jan congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick, enjoyed! :)
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Date: 8/30/2019 6:59:00 PM
The title is hilarious, this is perfect for the contest, Jan!
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Date: 8/30/2019 4:17:00 PM
LOL! Jan, This is really funny. I laughed out loud. I could just picture the whole thing. Do you remember when Limerick Flats ( John) would give out giggles of the day? ( Or something like that). Anyway you would definitely get one with this write. I wish you the best of luck in the contest;-) Alexis
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Date: 8/28/2019 10:46:00 PM
How do you keep them coming, Jan? My Baptist grandmother who sang in the church choir every Sunday morning loved laughing about gas and I can't help but think of how great it would be to give her your eventually gas packed book. I keep hoping limerick contest will die down before my pen lays down but on the plus, I get to read you! Soup needs you. Hugs ... CayCay
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Date: 8/27/2019 8:26:00 PM
Hi Jan, your Limericks are always well thought out and fun. Minds me, of me, after a Chinese. I hope this one does well for you in the contest. Have a wonderful Wednesday. Hugs....Mike. XX
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Date: 8/27/2019 10:25:00 AM
Very clever, Jan. Really a fun read. Good luck.
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Date: 8/27/2019 3:41:00 AM
- ”Å drite på draget” is an appropriate phrase ... (but don't know what it would be called in English :))) - but ... means that something doesn't quite fit in a particular situation :) - Luck in the contest, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/27/2019 1:58:00 AM
Everyone's worst nightmare and you've got cheekache from clenching lol. Good luck. Tom
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Date: 8/26/2019 10:55:00 PM
G'day Jan … he's lucky the dodgy lunch affected him first. Now he can sit back and watch the action - thank you Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 8/26/2019 5:08:00 PM
Now that stinks, in a very poetic way. : ) This was fun Jan, it's a shame the vicar didn't have this to read while he was sittin.
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/26/2019 5:16:00 PM
ha ha ha I like that comment Chris, I will try and write another before the contest is closed - I also think this one stinks lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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