Short Automobiles Poems

Human
contrived playthings
that transports fat asses
places we would never, ever
walk to....

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I wander and ponder
And couldn't be fonder
Of things I've seen yonder
Driving in my Honder....

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Crude oil drilling
Dark viscous liquid

Becomes valuable
When first distilled

Automobiles
Cause pollution
More dollars for firms.




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London collapses
trains, planes, and automobiles
trapped and flash-frozen emplace 

Christmas lights still bright
If one ventured through the night
ghost carolers in the mews...

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Vargas pin up girls of the thirties
intrigued us, delighted us, incited us
then along came Barbie, reinforcing
that women are beautiful,
almost as delightful as the automobiles they sell...

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Automatic automobiles
      Robotic wheels
           Just roll up and go
                Cross country roads
                No need to steer
           It is computer
      Techno rides
Are almost here...

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Gas fill ups one day will be a thing of the past
Must change with the times, coz nothing lasts
Times constantly change
Don't ever stay the same
My dad would've had trouble, these changes to grasp...

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In Nebraska, a replica of Stonehenge is revealed
Called Carhenge, it's formed from vintage automobiles
Who thought of this
Some kookie old fish
His strangeness emerged which had long been concealed...

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Motion pictures became movies
    Then turned into flicks
  Automobiles became cars
    and lost their stick shifts

  Cars need to be licensed
    Don't lose your title
  'Cos if you can't drive
    Your motor will idle...

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In the world of automobiles, this is a shining star.
Many call this America's only true sports car.
With a fiberglass body, and a big, powerful V-8,
zooming down any road would certainly be great
Presently, I have one very big personal regret:
With a hefty price tag, I can't afford one yet.
...

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When the day allowed eyes their sight
On the way…
There were three pigeons
Near the electric streetlamp
Automobiles went under it…
What a lot of wishes and ambitions in peoples’ heads
Nobody looked up and saw them
There were three pigeons
Near the electric streetlamp
Life is like a pigeon’s flight
Occupied with ambitions…...

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It is on the other side of this planet
Foxes go to school to learn humility
Chickens sit and listen to them teach

It is on the other side of this planet
Humans sit at the back of automobiles
Monkeys drive them to destination

It is on the other side of this planet
Trees lecture to humans about climate’s anger
Humans agree to disagree no more...

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A Mustang and a Thunderbird tangled

   Both automobiles were badly mangled

      When the cops sorted it out

         There was seen strewn all about

            Horse manure and feathers when untangled

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 1 in PD's "Another Crazy & Fun Limerick Contest #2" - June 2012...

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What would the world be without dreamers?
No fanciful thoughts to enhance our lives,
To be satisfied with what use to be,
Is to suffocate the will to thrive.
No plans, trains or automobiles,
For anyone to drive.

No medicine to cure,
Much pain to endure,
No music, dance or art,
To quench a thirsty heart.
Without any of the above,
We’ve lost be for we start....

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Longest lived of living things,
Some trees last two thousand years. 
These natural resources
Give us oxygen.

Trees absorb nasty carbon,
Thus saving us from ourselves
And belching automobiles.
We must save our trees.

Trees are indispensable.
Buffer from wind, shade from sun,
And I have but just begun
To name their uses.

By:  Joyce Johnson

for: "Trees Everywhere" contest  Rec'd a 5th...

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Trains, planes and automobiles all require fuel
But the best form of transportation was a gift from God
Clad in socks, abused on jogs, squeezed into heels
When it comes to moving people, let's give feet the nod

Energy is something we had, not purchased
So let's take a few steps back in history
In olden days, we walked where we wanted to go 
Let's prove we can get around without an Energizer battery...

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The bright sun 
       has 
       risen 
       in 
       the 
       sky
  the workaday world 
      has 
         jump started
  into action 
      Automobiles move 
        down city streets
  as pedestrians 
         dodge trucks
    Soon the masses 
will reach their goal
      A cup of coffee or 
      tea
  the day begins
     Minds and muscles 
move 
     Another day in the 
vast metropolis...

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Times fly and life passes by,
Nothing but aerodynamics 
And motion graphics,
Self motivated champs
And flying teens with automobiles,
Watching female cartoons
Projecting large moons,

Moors dreaming about freedom 
And albino's rejoicing in the kingdom,
The modern world simulated by
Politicians resulting in deserted cities-
and over populated Deserts,
Captured men and freed children
Such is life: the modern times,...

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Automobiles these days are super expensive
And, I find car advertisements rather offensive,
Suggesting my old auto may soon be trash,
They are promising to buy it for loads of cash.

I’m not in a race to keep up with the Joneses
Considering what the interest rate on car loans is,
I’ll keep my jalopy as long as it gets me where,
If sometimes I’m returning on a wing and a prayer. 

Written July 9, 2022...

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Lying in a verdant spring field,
scents of fruit and roses permeate the air;
thoughts of you are never far.
They caress like the sun's warm rays,
bringing a suffusion of joy to my heart.

The hum of occasional automobiles
blend with the drone of honey bees
lulling my senses like a Gregorian chant
in an Austrian monastery.

You and nature have become 
my tenants of religion,
calming my restless spirit;
soothing my soul, 
until I am a placid lake
soaking in all that is you....

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