Schnoz Poems - Poems about Schnoz

...“What exactly are you?” “I don’t normally ask, but here we are.” “I am, how do you say in earthling? I am your favorite martian.” “What big ears, I mean antennas you have! Do they hurt?” “Only whe......Read the rest...

...Please keep yer cotton-pickin' schnoz out of the Israeli affair, Joe! Mr. Netanyahu is much better qualified to deal with the foe! Seems everything you get involved with becomes a giant fiasco!......Read the rest...

...My friend is known for a horsey type grin Along with his whinny, he can run like the wind Through fields of clover Don't mind his odour Just hold onto your schnoz and try not to wince<>...Read the rest...

...Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass circa June 20th, 2022 prompted me to stutter self addressed rapid fire gesundheit nsync with, spluttering “I don't have any allergies!” ......Read the rest...

...As you get older, you'll hear plenty of quips On freedom and wisdom, but here's my tip: Guard your schnoz around pepper, and squeeze those knees If you don't want to pee your pants when you sneeze......Read the rest...

...An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine sens......Read the rest...

...I felt his little wrinkled nose pressing through the snow, just when I thought I was all alone, under this lovely quilt so bright. I’m tougher than I look; I can be broken. Let the cold ......Read the rest...

...At seventy-plus, the top of my noggin is a barren landscape that once grew a messy crop of auburn hair. And yet, some scattered strands of grey still, sprout here and there above a fussy h......Read the rest...

...(I'll call him Frosty the Snowperson to be politically correct; So as to placate sensitive souls, I must be quite circumspect!) Now that that matter is settled, his ice skating caper I'll relat......Read the rest...

...THE FATE OF FUTURE A romp of childhood, descending my steep driveway, to the bus. My urgent path lit dimly, filled with compacted snow, shoveled with steel blades. I wearing a woolen coat, alw......Read the rest...

...My friend is known for a horsey type grin Along with his whinny, he can run like the wind Through fields of clover Don't mind his odour Just hold onto your schnoz and try not to wince<>...Read the rest...

...Willy, the Rat Terrier He nibbles on my nose. Why? Heaven only knows! Each tooth feels like a pin. I need much thicker skin! Yet Willy, the rat terrier, could not be any merrier. Afte......Read the rest...

...Thinking of girls in my life back then Searching for beauty was no use I'm sure one was from a horror movie She possessed the appeal of a moose! Promised I wouldn't mention names But h......Read the rest...

...Once a bully named Mike McGruff, Who thought he was really tough stuff, Until that fateful day, He met Daniel O'Gray, Who smashed Mike's schnoz taking no guff......Read the rest...

...The cows is lowin' in the old corral and all the evenin' chores is done. Hank scraped the manure off'n his boots 'cause he's a fastidious son-of-a-gun. He drew his pay, jumped in his pickup and hea......Read the rest...