Ah-Choo!...Just For Laughs!

There once was a man who took issue
With using his sleeve as a tissue
Handkerchiefs hadn't any
And head colds too many
Could not blow his schnoz if he wished to!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 9/29/2010 1:08:00 AM
Haha clever one- Congrats to you Deb
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Date: 9/17/2010 7:18:00 AM
Congratulations Deb on your win in Deborah Guzzi's contest "The Road to Well Ville" Love, Carol
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Date: 9/16/2010 8:24:00 PM
Good limerick, Deb. Congrats on being in the winner's circle. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 9/16/2010 6:08:00 PM
Congratulations Deb on HM. Agape, Moses
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Date: 9/16/2010 5:40:00 PM
Congrats Deb on your HM in Debbie's contest.. a great entry ... enjoy your honor tonight with luv..
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Date: 9/16/2010 3:52:00 PM
congratulation on your placement with this funny limerick. Joyve
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Date: 9/16/2010 3:22:00 PM
Congratulations on your placement in the Wellville contest, Deb! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 9/16/2010 3:21:00 PM
Great limerick...I love the issue-tissue...congrats. BG
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Date: 9/13/2010 10:08:00 AM
What a great limerick, Deb! Very funny because I've seen so many people use their sleeves as tissues. Excellent use of the form as well. Maybe you could enter this in Deborah's Road to Wellville contest? I think it would give her the same great laugh it gave me. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 9/13/2010 7:33:00 AM
Hilarious, Deb. LOL. Enjoyed. Thanks for reading my silliness. Have a good one. xxx Ralph
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Date: 9/12/2010 10:17:00 PM
smiles to your poem,..p.d.
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Date: 9/12/2010 9:59:00 PM
OH Deb this is a funny one... hold onto it for Limerick contests pop up all the time.. enjoyed your creativity luv..
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