Short Schnoz Poems
Short Schnoz Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Schnoz by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Schnoz by length and keyword.
Ah-Choo!...Just For Laughs!
There once was a man who took issue
With using his sleeve as a tissue
Handkerchiefs hadn't any
And head colds too many
Could not blow his schnoz if he wished to!...
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Categories:
schnoz, funny
Form:
Limerick
A Horsey Type Grin
My friend is known for a horsey type grin
Along with his whinny, he can run like the wind
Through fields of clover
Don't mind his odour
Just hold onto your schnoz and try not to wince...
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Categories:
schnoz, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Horsey Type Grin
My friend is known for a horsey type grin
Along with his whinny, he can run like the wind
Through fields of clover
Don't mind his odour
Just hold onto your schnoz and try not to wince...
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Categories:
schnoz, fun,
Form:
Limerick
The Bully
Once a bully named Mike McGruff,
Who thought he was really tough stuff,
Until that fateful day,
He met Daniel O'Gray,
Who smashed Mike's schnoz taking no guff!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
schnoz, anti bullying, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Spice Advice
As you get older, you'll hear plenty of quips
On freedom and wisdom, but here's my tip:
Guard your schnoz around pepper, and squeeze those knees
If you don't want to pee your pants when you sneeze!
8/28/21
Your best four line light verse #2
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins...
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Categories:
schnoz, funny, old,
Form:
Light Verse
Commander-In-Chief of Chaos
Please keep yer cotton-pickin' schnoz out of the Israeli affair, Joe!
Mr. Netanyahu is much better qualified to deal with the foe!
Seems everything you get involved with becomes a giant fiasco!
'Twould be great if you spent less time tryin' to rule the world, Joe,
And seriously consider eradicatin' the chaos you've created in America, Bro!...
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Categories:
schnoz, leadership, political,
Form:
Couplet