Long Schnoz Poems
Long Schnoz Poems. Below are the most popular long Schnoz by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Schnoz poems by poem length and keyword.
Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed GrassRecurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass
circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”
An infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty...
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Categories:
schnoz, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Recurrent Sneezing FitAn infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger
than a mole luck yule set in motion a
chain reaction, whence mine sensitive
proboscis honker...
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Categories:
schnoz, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
Cowboy Saturday Night HoedownThe cows is lowin' in the old corral and all the evenin' chores is done.
Hank scraped the manure off'n his boots 'cause he's a fastidious son-of-a-gun.
He drew his pay, jumped in his pickup and headed...
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Categories:
schnoz, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
True Tales of An AcornI felt his little wrinkled nose pressing through the snow, just when I thought I was all alone, under this lovely quilt so bright. I’m tougher than I look; I can be broken. Let the...
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Categories:
schnoz, animal, nature,
Form:
Personification
Dear Miss Monkey Manners ViDear Miss Monkey Manners, I’m in need of your advice,
My boyfriend is a swinger and he isn’t very nice.
I’m a Proboscis Monkey so I exhibit a very prominent schnoz.
And the proposition that he put to...
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Categories:
schnoz, funny, me, boyfriend, boyfriend, change, me,
Form:
Light Verse
Craft My ImageAt seventy-plus, the top of my noggin is a barren landscape
that once grew a messy crop of auburn hair.
And yet, some scattered strands of grey
still, sprout here and there above a fussy hedge
edging a closely...
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Categories:
schnoz, 10th grade, 11th grade, character, hyperbole, image,
Form:
Free verse
The Appeal of a MooseThinking of girls in my life back then
Searching for beauty was no use
I'm sure one was from a horror movie
She possessed the appeal of a moose!
Promised I wouldn't mention names
But her first initial is Thelma
Had...
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Categories:
schnoz, fun,
Form:
Quatrain
The Art of ShavingSince time immemorial, or so I've heared,
Mankind has struggled to tame his beard.
Was it Adam who imposed upon us this atrocious curse?
(I reckon I could sport a beard but...
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Categories:
schnoz, humorous, , memorial, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
The Appeal of a MooseThinking of girls in my life back then
Searching for beauty was no use
I'm sure one was from a horror movie
She possessed the appeal of a moose!
Promised I wouldn't mention names
But her first initial was Thelma
Had...
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Categories:
schnoz, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
The Fate of FutureTHE FATE OF FUTURE
A romp of childhood, descending my steep driveway, to the bus.
My urgent path lit dimly, filled with compacted snow, shoveled
with steel blades. I wearing a woolen coat, always late.
Still on time, before...
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Categories:
schnoz, childhood, fate, , Lullaby,
Form:
Couplet
Interview with an Alien“What exactly are you?” “I don’t normally ask, but here we are.”
“I am, how do you say in earthling? I am your favorite martian.”
“What big ears, I mean antennas you have! Do they hurt?”
“Only when...
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Categories:
schnoz, angst,
Form:
Free verse
Willy, the Rat TerrierWilly, the Rat Terrier
He nibbles on my nose.
Why? Heaven only knows!
Each tooth feels like a pin.
I need much thicker skin!
Yet Willy, the rat terrier,
could not be any merrier.
After a bath or stroll
he sprints around the...
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Categories:
schnoz, animal, humorous, irony, pets, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
Frosty the Snowperson(I'll call him Frosty the Snowperson to be politically correct;
So as to placate sensitive souls, I must be quite circumspect!)
Now that that matter is settled, his ice skating caper I'll relate,
With all the circumstances that...
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Categories:
schnoz, christmas, humorous, winter,
Form:
Rhyme