Best Schnoz Poems

...The cows is lowin' in the old corral and all the evenin' chores is done.
Hank scraped the manure off'n his boots 'cause he's a fastidious son-of-a-gun.
He drew his pay, jumped in his pickup and hea......

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...Once a bully named Mike McGruff,

   Who thought he was really tough stuff,

      Until that fateful day,

        He met Daniel O'Gray,

            Who smashed Mike's schnoz taking no guff......

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...Since time immemorial, or so I've heared,
   Mankind has struggled to tame his beard.
Was it Adam who imposed upon us this atrocious curse?
   (I reckon I could sport a beard but to that I am aver......

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...Dear Miss Monkey Manners, I’m in need of your advice,
My boyfriend is a swinger and he isn’t very nice.
I’m a Proboscis Monkey so I exhibit a very prominent schnoz.
And the proposition that he put to......

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...There once was a man who took issue
With using his sleeve as a tissue
Handkerchiefs hadn't any
And head colds too many
Could not blow his schnoz if he wished to!......

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...As you get older, you'll hear plenty of quips
On freedom and wisdom, but here's my tip:
Guard your schnoz around pepper, and squeeze those knees
If you don't want to pee your pants when you sneeze......

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...Thinking of girls in my life back then
Searching for beauty was no use
I'm sure one was from a horror movie
She possessed the appeal of a moose!

Promised I wouldn't mention names
But h......

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...Willy, the Rat Terrier

He nibbles on my nose.
Why? Heaven only knows!
Each tooth feels like a pin.
I need much thicker skin!
Yet Willy, the rat terrier,
could not be any merrier.
Afte......

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...THE FATE OF FUTURE

A romp of childhood, descending my steep driveway, to the bus.
My urgent path lit dimly, filled with compacted snow, shoveled

with steel blades. I wearing a woolen coat, alw......

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...My friend is known for a horsey type grin
Along with his whinny, he can run like the wind
Through fields of clover
Don't mind his odour
Just hold onto your schnoz and try not to wince<>...

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...Thinking of girls in my life back then
Searching for beauty was no use
I'm sure one was from a horror movie
She possessed the appeal of a moose!

Promised I wouldn't mention names
But her fir......

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...Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass

circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter 
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”

......

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...Please keep yer cotton-pickin' schnoz out of the Israeli affair, Joe!

Mr. Netanyahu is much better qualified to deal with the foe!

Seems everything you get involved with becomes a giant fiasco!......

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...At seventy-plus years, my noggin is a barren landscape
that once grew a thick crop of chestnut hair.
And yet, some scattered strands of grey
still sprout, here and there, above a fussy hed......

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...Jingle bells
and reindeer smells -- 
note to Mrs. Clause: 

before Eve-trip, to reduce
scent and slip, no beer
and sardines for Rudolph!

That damn Guiding Red-nose
needs to find other fuel ......

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