Best Schnoz Poems
Below are the all-time best Schnoz poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of schnoz poems written by PoetrySoup members
Cowboy Saturday Night HoedownThe cows is lowin' in the old corral and all the evenin' chores is done.
Hank scraped the manure off'n his boots 'cause he's a fastidious...
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Categories:
schnoz, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The BullyOnce a bully named Mike McGruff,
Who thought he was really tough stuff,
Until that fateful day,
...
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Categories:
schnoz, anti bullying, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Art of ShavingSince time immemorial, or so I've heared,
Mankind has struggled to tame his beard.
Was it Adam who imposed upon us this atrocious curse?
...
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Categories:
schnoz, humorous, , memorial, ,
Form:
Rhyme
Ah-Choo!...Just For Laughs!There once was a man who took issue
With using his sleeve as a tissue
Handkerchiefs hadn't any
And head colds too many
Could not blow his schnoz if...
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Categories:
schnoz, funny
Form:
Limerick
Dear Miss Monkey Manners ViDear Miss Monkey Manners, I’m in need of your advice,
My boyfriend is a swinger and he isn’t very nice.
I’m a Proboscis Monkey so I exhibit...
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Categories:
schnoz, funny, me, boyfriend, boyfriend,
Form:
Light Verse
Spice AdviceAs you get older, you'll hear plenty of quips
On freedom and wisdom, but here's my tip:
Guard your schnoz around pepper, and squeeze those knees
If you...
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Categories:
schnoz, funny, old,
Form:
Light Verse
The Appeal of a MooseThinking of girls in my life back then
Searching for beauty was no use
I'm sure one was from a horror movie
She possessed the appeal of a...
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Categories:
schnoz, fun,
Form:
Quatrain
A Horsey Type GrinMy friend is known for a horsey type grin
Along with his whinny, he can run like the wind
Through fields of clover
Don't mind his odour
Just hold...
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Categories:
schnoz, fun,
Form:
Limerick
The Appeal of a MooseThinking of girls in my life back then
Searching for beauty was no use
I'm sure one was from a horror movie
She possessed the appeal of a...
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Categories:
schnoz, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
The Fate of FutureTHE FATE OF FUTURE
A romp of childhood, descending my steep driveway, to the bus.
My urgent path lit dimly, filled with compacted snow, shoveled
with steel blades....
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Categories:
schnoz, childhood, fate, , Lullaby,
Form:
Couplet
Willy, the Rat TerrierWilly, the Rat Terrier
He nibbles on my nose.
Why? Heaven only knows!
Each tooth feels like a pin.
I need much thicker skin!
Yet Willy, the rat terrier,
could not...
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Categories:
schnoz, animal, humorous, irony, pets,
Form:
Light Verse
Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed GrassRecurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass
circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”
An infinitesimal...
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Categories:
schnoz, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
True Tales of An AcornI felt his little wrinkled nose pressing through the snow, just when I thought I was all alone, under this lovely quilt so bright. I’m...
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Categories:
schnoz, animal, nature,
Form:
Personification
Craft My ImageAt seventy-plus, the top of my noggin is a barren landscape
that once grew a messy crop of auburn hair.
And yet, some scattered strands of grey
still,...
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Categories:
schnoz, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Frosty the Snowperson(I'll call him Frosty the Snowperson to be politically correct;
So as to placate sensitive souls, I must be quite circumspect!)
Now that that matter is settled,...
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Categories:
schnoz, christmas, humorous, winter,
Form:
Rhyme