Scam Poems

Pam Scam

I met my perfect partner in the gym, 
He gently catered to my wildest whim. 
My every mood 
He understood - 
Turned out I wed transgender Pam, not Tim.

But by the time the fluid truth sank in, 
He/She/They, Me were bonded skin to skin. 
Pam, I love you, 
#Hashtag Me Too -
Happily Ever After lies

Peter Ciro Gargano Knights of Columbus Pro Life scam

I find it strange that the so many Knights of Columbus don’t believe in a white knight marrying a brown woman today however some knights allow the knights to commit adultery within the church then fund abortions under Walmart cards on the low to protect some knights this luxury is set aside for immigrants woman

Scam Likely a Phone Salesman

Scam Likely called me eleven times yesterday
Fifty-two times this week
I do not pick up
I used to though

When I was younger sales calls were a personal challenge to me.
I wanted to see if I could make them hang up first.
Salesman: Do you own your own home?
Me: No, but I would love to. Can you send me

Scam

Sweet words, gilded lies, 
Empty promises unfold, 
Wallet's hollow sigh.

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The Juvenile Delinquents' personal informational Bible scam part two

Those two partners pretended to be against each other, with one of them pretending to
be a 'bad influence on the other one,' but the so-called good kid was just as bad as his
partner in crime.  And no they didn't get what they were after, my Social Security number.
There are plenty of people from foreign

The Juvenile Delinquents' personal Informational Bible scam part one and Q and A

Last night, on March 24,2025, two juvenile boy's with a Madison telephone number.
Pretended first to by from the country of Syria and later on from the country of Ireland.
But their number was most likely one inside of the United States.  Although they both 
started out asking some basic biblical questions such was it Samson

The Smoothie Scam

A "healthy" shake bought,
Packed with sugar, fruit, and more,
Waistline stays the same.


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The Broken Compass

Written on March 3, 2025
By Gail Debole

A man, an expert of scam,
Possessed “gifts” birthed from his clan.

With an IQ higher than most,  
Lived on funds scammed from his hosts.

He possessed a charm most moms would like.
He was likeable from the age of tyke.

Yet as he grew his life went awry
To create victims with financial

Impoverished courtesy scam artists Harvey Specter

Impoverished courtesy scam artists Harvey Specter

Entrapment videre licet fiendish
gnarly hustling scheme erector -
sent me to the poor house, where alms
not forthcoming to ease financial affliction,
where yours truly money matters still stymies
ways and means to relocate
to a two bedroom apartment
courtesy low income housing.

Eleven months ago to date,
I fell prey to the wiles of a scam artist,
who

Golden opportunity

The consistency of mystery
Drenched in it's simplicity 
Wrought with what would seem to be
To our participants complacency 
For a golden opportunity 
A trick our minds eye think they see
If not thought through quite logically
A flim-flam conjured carefully
Too easy to take willingly
For those grasping at something free
Fruit hanging low on fabled tree
So true it is too

Your Warranty Is Expiring

For the last fifteen years, I’ve gotten red in the face 
I could scream bloody murder every time I get it
I can’t believe that our congress can’t pass a law
to throw these people in jail if they don’t quit it

I have tried many times to call someone about it
but it seems to be useless and

Scammers

We've all had them
those phone calls, every day
trying to take your money
all of it, in any way

A lot lose their money
many just hang up
but what about those phoning?
do they really clean up?

What if that is all you had?
the only way to eat
would you go home at night
knowing you'd taken someone's heartbeat?

Could you do it every

The Great Alarm Clock Scam

A singular failure is the alarm
  When used to late morning sleepers disarm
     For as soon as it rings
     They turn off the damn thing
  And don't wake up 'til work's done on the farm

Life's a Big Scam

Life's a big scam
It was never meant to be forever
 Just a relatively short term
Einstein has passed into the ages
No longer his contribution
To the ages as with so many others
Plato, Socrates, Mozart, Shakespeare
So how important do you think you are now

You're not!

The Amazon Scam Is Back Once Again

Yes, it is true that the Amazon telephone scam is back yet again!
A few days ago Amazon scam artists pretending to be representing
their company wanted to authorize a "$900.00" non-existent purchase
that I never  made in the first place!

Just a few minutes ago they tried their $900.00 Amazon scam once
again! Just like before, I just

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