Short Scam Poems

THIS IS A STUPID SCAM.. NO ONE WINS NOTHING...

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A I POETRY

rhymed sham
verse scam



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Scam-a-day, my way. 
Scam-bags, graymail written, 
sent. 
Nigerians make more....

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Sweet words, gilded lies, 
Empty promises unfold, 
Wallet's hollow sigh.

©bfa032325

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Maybe I am an idiotsavant. Or maybe just an idiot. Maybe I am a megalomaniac. Or just a maniac? what ebber....

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A "healthy" shake bought,
Packed with sugar, fruit, and more,
Waistline stays the same.


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evolution isnt a scam
progression is all that i am
so hurdles i clear
without any fear
means i dont need parts of a ram.....

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The thing about Caller ID
Its as honest as Trump can be 
No one gives a damn
If it is a scam
Where liars and cheaters run free...

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The Republicans have revealed
"The Donald" has completely healed!
He was deranged
The climate changed
And now his e?ection's annealed!...

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Constipation is a big scam
On those who can't walk worth a damn
You should always choose
A tin of cashews
To ease your way out of a jam!...

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I have blocked the number 2222
Spammers doing scam to get cash
Lottery ticket plane crash family trash
Beware of number 2222 dash dash........

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Her eyes see clouds above the ridge
As if she soon might cross that bridge
But its a scam
She just wants jam
(The bathroom scales are by the fridge)...

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My heart aches with longing desire,
But love has proven to be a liar,
A painful scam that only burns like fire,
So I choose to let go and rise even higher....

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"Truth Social" is Trump's Fake News scam
Where Trump plays the innocent lamb
The billion invested
Should all be contested
We just want to see that man scram!...

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He defended two thieves with a smirk:
one bimbo and a jerk;
the old, crooked judge released them
knowing it was a scam...
they walked free applauding his trick....

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The caller tried to pull a quick scam
The lady shouted, oh yes, ma’am
Called her card numbers out
Gave them a phony route
T’was the numbers stuck on her pork ham...

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Scam 
Fake
Con artist
She. .....he
He.....she
Someone
Something
Robber
Thieves
Use, abuse, misuse me,you and others
Strike before we STRIKE
Hello trash folder...

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At serialkiller.com
I found someone to kill my mom
Murder for hire

So I pay them five thousand bucks
Next thing I know I'm in handcuffs
Murder backfired!


8/1/11...

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The Miss Universe pageant should be mirth,
it is a scam for all that it’s worth,
now this can’t be denied;
it can’t be justified,
‘cause all the winners are here from Earth....

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My First Little Kitty Limerick

My kitty had a mammogram
After eating much spam
To see if longs were hollow
His food could still swallow
And not pull a Trump scam.

Jim Horn...

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Farewell Footles


icy
I see

good-bye
don’t cry

door slam
love scam

hot sex
cruel hex

heart throb
con job

last act
bank draft


John G. Lawless
G12/29/2017...

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he begged for money ~feds followed him home~ and now he's behind bars 










Cliché Used: What goes around 
comes around 
Contest: Monoku 5- Cliché
Sponsor: Silent One...

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No one calls me now
My children text
My friends text

Wait
I lie
I get five calls a day
From…..
Scam Likely

I do not answer any of them
Maybe if they texted me
I would reply
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This is the IRS., are you Mister Hale?
Fork over ten grand or you're going to jail!
Will I be rich or arrested?
My phone's scam infested
I've tried bug spray but to no avail

10/30/22...

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A singular failure is the alarm
  When used to late morning sleepers disarm
     For as soon as it rings
     They turn off the damn thing
  And don't wake up 'til work's done on the farm...

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