Best Scam Poems

My phone rings…. I answer it but say nothing as I don’t recognise the displayed number and I can only hear ‘white noise’ at the other end. Okay I admit I’m going deaf and will be getting my hearing aid soon but that’s another story....

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February 29, 2016
Written by Gail DeBole 

A man born into a world of scams
Had a father adept at flim-flam.
He lived by what he was taught
Until the day he was caught
By police who out-flimflammed his scam....

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Who hasn’t heard of the Nigerian Letter or the Australian Lottery won?
So what about you’re kids in college… what for them is going on?

My son found a job posted on the University’s Nursing jobs bulletin Board.
Apparently several students applied to take care of an old...

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The Miss Universe pageant should be mirth,
it is a scam for all that it’s worth,
now this can’t be denied;
it can’t be justified,
‘cause all the winners are here from Earth....

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Scam-a-day, my way. 
Scam-bags, graymail written, 
sent. 
Nigerians make more....

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Beware the “Reader” Phishing Scam

By Elton Camp

I had considered myself practically immune to phishing scams, but I found out differently last night.  While I was doing some online searches, just as I often do, when my virus scan noted that a trojan type virus...

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Shop for me secretly in  your neighborhood; a watermarked
Couriered check will be sent for you to immediately cash
At your bank.  Take your $300 fee; then, wire the remaining
Money to Canada or maybe to Cebu in the Philippines

As soon as you split the 4850...

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How do you choose the numbers,
By random or by choice?
What's the point in calling me,
When you'll never hear my voice?
So much wasted time you spend
Ringing up my phone,
Aren't there better ways
To spend the time you own?

I do not answer calls
From a number I don't know,
Regardless...

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I think
Therefore I am
What a joke
Its really toast with no jam.
Save it for a rainy day
Do you know how many ive had
I dont want to come out and play
A penny for your thoughts
Yup, you nailed it
But thats all i bought
Give me liberty or give me...

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Maybe I am an idiotsavant. Or maybe just an idiot. Maybe I am a megalomaniac. Or just a maniac? what ebber....

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Up til now I have avoided a scam with my name on it,
Despite it being tailored to suit me,
Even wearing a bow tie,
Appealing to my taste buds,
With words smothered in chocolate,
And smelling like my favourite rose,
Tastefully wrapped up with $100 bills.

All that was lacking was...

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Scam
WLM
Wildncrazy555
July 31, 2011

Been caught in a scam
Should I have just ran
Try to be good
For God as we should
Always to get bit
Just take another hit
Never knowing why
But continue to try
To live with the strife
Just wanted a wife
Will we ever just fit in the groove
Or should we...

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another Nigerian spam found poem

the Nigerians keep sending me
and millions of others
delightedly creative spam messages
this is one of the nicer ones
I have received 

Enjoy
but don’t send her any money!!!!!

Good day Child of God,

Calvary Greetings 
in the name of the LORD Almighty
 and Our LORD JESUS...

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you're no uncle to me
i earn my money and you take it away
you're just another word for organized crime-
who says that crime don't pay?

i work every day in the american way-
and what do i get?
a little bit farther behind
a little bit further in debt

and i...

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At serialkiller.com
I found someone to kill my mom
Murder for hire

So I pay them five thousand bucks
Next thing I know I'm in handcuffs
Murder backfired!


8/1/11...

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