Rotten Egg Poems - Poems about Rotten Egg

... His smelled of semi-soft cheese with a low moldy blue undertone I had no tolerance for his smell for compared to gym socks, ammonia, or barnyards, it was pure Eau de Toilet ! Aft......

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... Humpty Dumpty was in fact a selfish king. A narcissist with a harem of women, many who were under the age of sixteen. He was quite large and disfigured, due to his royal ancestors marrying siblings......

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...Frog and elf at river’s edge Did some square dancing on a ledge Frog fell in and elf jumped on his back. They rode around the pond without a snack. I need some flies the frog finally begged. T......

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...I heard the echoes of each gassy squeak Held my breath when I sniffed his stinky leak He let out a few more So I ran for the door Before his toots made the entire room reek Others came out, wh......

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...I said, do you fancy a drink, Tom? He said where the hell is that stink from? My dog cocked his leg We smelt rotten egg Because he had eaten my stink bomb * My cat......

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...Covid didn't like being labeled "just a hoax" So it took revenge on one who made sick jokes I don't wish him any harm But he won't buy the farm It seems his face is covered in rotten egg yolks ......

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...I never knew this is what it was called until it Happened to me In public. At first it was traumatic As it came out bellowing like a banshee And the aromatic bouquet wasn't flowering it Was a ......

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...A fire Pumpkin monster On lawn with eyes ablaze Children laughing With dead souls painted on their faces Masking terror TIME to TRICK or TREAT Fly by moon witches Unleash magic o......

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...Imprisoned within an anarchical circle, In a misery of annoyance and mortification, The blood in my eyes drops as my pen bleeds, Almost indulging me in pleasing discursiveness. Yet, a tangle of b......

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...Defined By Idioms Naked truth, bent nails dead men tell no tales bad Apple, broken mirrors burnt out light bulbs, crocodile tears spilt milk, goose chase two cents worth, rat race rotten egg......

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...Part IV: FORGIVENESS “Rabii! Rabii! Rabii! What suppose you of this woman? Caught right in the act of sin Our society's outcasts such She must be thrashed to the non-living So demands the law......

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...So Uranus smells of hydrogen sulphide In the atmosphere on the higher side With the planet’s unfortunate name It is the butt of most astronomy jokes to blame With hydrogen sulphide so flatulent ......

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...Living in fantasy Easter bunny to none of thee Rotten egg on the street corner Hope she finds a client soon Dropping her pen and letting us free That’s the end of this poetry......

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...Writing this while entities, ghosts are present -- Not able or willing to make themselves appear. How could I know? You might, rightfully, augment. I've always been able to sense when they're near......

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...Receive my words written on bleeding paper, It is from my embittered and sad master. Things has fallen apart and no one knows that, Open your eyes wide to see what I have, Don't bit your lips in ......

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