Jenna Logan Poet Limerick

Gaseous Squeaks

I heard the echoes of each gassy squeak
Held my breath when I sniffed his stinky leak
He let out a few more
So I ran for the door
Before his toots made the entire room reek

Others came out, while pinching their noses
His flatulence poured out like fire hoses
Oh, what a horrid smell
Worse than rotten egg shell
And can't be cloaked by the scent of roses

Woe to the innocent who are around
When his odiferous vapors abound
Just get ready to run
When the son of a gun
Cuts one loose with a squeaky little sound



September 24, 2021
Fart-Tastic Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Chantelle Anne Cooke
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Richard Lamoureux September 25, 2021 at 6:43 AM Oh my, I laughed so hard I farted! ;0) Jenna Logan September 25, 2021 at 7:12 AM LOL Rick. That's the best kind of compliment for these limericks!!! Thanks.

Lindsay Laurie September 24, 2021 at 6:09 PM Hello Jenna ... time for a cork I think, but then again that again could hurt someone after the pressure builds up - did enjoy your well written set of lims Jenna - Lindsay Jenna Logan September 25, 2021 at 7:11 AM Hi, Lindsay. I'm not sure a cork would work on this stinker! lol Thanks so much for your kind comments.

L Milton Hankins September 24, 2021 at 5:48 PM OMG, Jenna, you have outdone yourself with this one. It has to be a winner or P.O.T.D. In any case, it stinks to high heavens! LOL Jenna Logan September 25, 2021 at 7:10 AM Won't be another potd so soon, Milt, but I'm delighted that you liked it so much. Thanks!

Jan Allison September 24, 2021 at 3:00 PM I think I'll be sniffing this out on the winners list, thanks for the giggle Jenna this is fart tastic indeed:-) hugs Jan xx Jenna Logan September 25, 2021 at 7:10 AM Giggles are always my pleasure to give, as you bestow your humor on all of us. Thanks so much, Jan.

Tom Cunningham September 24, 2021 at 12:52 PM I smell a winner here Jenna, you've certainly been pumping them out today, the poems lol. Don't think you'll need luck with this one. Tom Jenna Logan September 24, 2021 at 12:59 PM That would be the scent of sweet success. Here's hoping. It's much quicker and easier to post on a computer rather than a phone. Thanks, Tom.

Rico Leffanta September 24, 2021 at 11:17 AM Readers must be laughing too hard to type a comment? Aloha! Rico Jenna Logan September 24, 2021 at 11:35 AM LOL One or two may come along eventually. If not, I'm glad you liked it! Thanks!