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Gaseous Squeaks

I heard the echoes of each gassy squeak Held my breath when I sniffed his stinky leak He let out a few more So I ran for the door Before his toots made the entire room reek Others came out, while pinching their noses His flatulence poured out like fire hoses Oh, what a horrid smell Worse than rotten egg shell And can't be cloaked by the scent of roses Woe to the innocent who are around When his odiferous vapors abound Just get ready to run When the son of a gun Cuts one loose with a squeaky little sound September 24, 2021 Fart-Tastic Poetry Contest Sponsor: Chantelle Anne Cooke ******************

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Richard Lamoureux

Date: 9/25/2021 6:43:00 AM

Oh my, I laughed so hard I farted! ;0)

Jenna Logan
Date: 9/25/2021 7:12:00 AM

LOL Rick. That's the best kind of compliment for these limericks!!! Thanks.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 9/24/2021 6:09:00 PM

Hello Jenna ... time for a cork I think, but then again that again could hurt someone after the pressure builds up - did enjoy your well written set of lims Jenna - Lindsay

Jenna Logan
Date: 9/25/2021 7:11:00 AM

Hi, Lindsay. I'm not sure a cork would work on this stinker! lol Thanks so much for your kind comments.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 9/24/2021 5:48:00 PM

OMG, Jenna, you have outdone yourself with this one. It has to be a winner or P.O.T.D. In any case, it stinks to high heavens! LOL

Jenna Logan
Date: 9/25/2021 7:10:00 AM

Won't be another potd so soon, Milt, but I'm delighted that you liked it so much. Thanks!

Jan Allison

Date: 9/24/2021 3:00:00 PM

I think I'll be sniffing this out on the winners list, thanks for the giggle Jenna this is fart tastic indeed:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan
Date: 9/25/2021 7:10:00 AM

Giggles are always my pleasure to give, as you bestow your humor on all of us. Thanks so much, Jan.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/24/2021 12:52:00 PM

I smell a winner here Jenna, you've certainly been pumping them out today, the poems lol. Don't think you'll need luck with this one. Tom

Jenna Logan
Date: 9/24/2021 12:59:00 PM

That would be the scent of sweet success. Here's hoping. It's much quicker and easier to post on a computer rather than a phone. Thanks, Tom.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 9/24/2021 11:17:00 AM

Readers must be laughing too hard to type a comment? Aloha! Rico

Jenna Logan
Date: 9/24/2021 11:35:00 AM

LOL One or two may come along eventually. If not, I'm glad you liked it! Thanks!