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Relegation Poems - Poems about Relegation


Premium Member Saturday Night In Relegation
A word once spelled out Defining what Saturday Night was all about Lads from Bay City Scene colorful, enchanting, and ever so pretty Roller and rocking Having one number that brought opportunity knocking Entertaining enthusiastic disco dance girls Experimenting with hair curls Today Londoners are inside ...

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Categories: relegation, america, health, literature, london,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rolling the English Premiere Credits
Boys turned into men Acting chivalry needing to defend Thackray who never was Due to the wasp woman wanting buzz Gunners waited for Watford to arrive “Foul!” they did claim in a cry On target goal after the penalty try Followed by one then another Sunday’s mother Agree those went in Later on Arsenal committed an...

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Categories: relegation, england, home, london, marriage,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Relegating the Naming Rights
Looking for a new name Thackray was playing the game Ready to survive Being alive In the high profile section Worthy to have fame protection To stay there another year A point needed to stay clear Out of relegation hanging with the right dear Off to see Old Trafford Information to be gathered A magical...

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Categories: relegation, change, england, football, london,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Thoughts At the Relegation Table
Citizens were upset With the Honey Hornets set They played dance songs But it was all wrong Records being abused Scratching them when used Stingers created a vibe That said let the music die Before the first forty five ended Twilight Zone Rod should be commended Two for Stirling Hometown hive was swirling Only to...

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Categories: relegation, england, fate, football, games,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Toffee Talk
Time to enjoy star with bucks’ coffee Along with Toffee Knocked on the door Aston was not going to be ignored “I am a nice treat Very sweet” A grand old lady welcomed him in Having a grin “Aston, where have you been?” Trying to be sly Not really telling any lie “Fighting to stay in the...

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Categories: relegation, candy, england, fate, football,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Going Fourth With the Football Thing
There was a ring at the dungeon door Canary raced across the floor Pulling a hammy while nursing his soars Appearing was a seagull that once was poor “My friend the Canary Spent the morning sailing over on the ferry Sipping my AM sherry Very relaxed not in a hurry But many thoughts I do...

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Categories: relegation, international, literature, london, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Table Turning Relegation Tease
There was a buzz in the air About Astin’s upcoming weekend affair A Friday night match Where Astin was such a catch Lured in with bait Wolves prowling looking great But alas a mistake A correction needed to make Someone wanted cake Decided to change plans to an afternoon luncheon Wolves and Astin hiring catering...

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Categories: relegation, england, football, humorous, london,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Remembering the Spread In the West Ham United Relegation Debt
It is at the half And the Hammies have not taken a bath Due to the rain Schedule was changed and that was a pain You see the UK had swamps like in Florida Delaying the little piggy’s invitation to be slaughtered, Playing Manchester City in the big blue house Now having a Wed date despite...

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Categories: relegation, blue, boy, city, england,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Relegation Review
Something happened that shook the ground The Hammies were victory bound Two goals up late in the game They thought the words of relegation would be tamed Suddenly, the seagulls started to pest Not allowing the Hammies a rest Finding the net, a goal closer the Seagulls did get Only a few minutes later a...

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Categories: relegation, class, destiny, games, heartbroken,
Form: Rhyme

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