Relegation Poems


Premium MemberSaturday Night In Relegation

A word once spelled out  

Defining what Saturday Night was all about  

Lads from Bay City  

Scene colorful, enchanting, and ever so pretty  

Roller and rocking  

Having one number that brought opportunity knocking  

Entertaining enthusiastic disco dance girls  

Experimenting with hair curls  

Today Londoners are inside 
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Categories: relegation, america, health, literature, london,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberRolling the English Premiere Credits

Boys turned into men 
Acting chivalry needing to defend 
Thackray who never was 
Due to the wasp woman wanting buzz 
Gunners waited for Watford to arrive 
“Foul!” they did claim in a cry 
On target goal after the penalty try 
Followed by one then another
Sunday’s mother 
Agree those went in 
Later on Arsenal committed an
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Categories: relegation, england, home, london, marriage,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberRelegating the Naming Rights

Looking for a new name 
Thackray was playing the game 
Ready to survive 
Being alive 
In the high profile section 
Worthy to have fame protection 
To stay there another year 
A point needed to stay clear 
Out of relegation hanging with the right dear 
Off to see Old Trafford 
Information to be gathered 
A magical
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Categories: relegation, change, england, football, london,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberThoughts At the Relegation Table

Citizens were upset 
With the Honey Hornets set 
They played dance songs 
But it was all wrong 
Records being abused 
Scratching them when used 
Stingers created a vibe 
That said let the music die 
Before the first forty five ended 
Twilight Zone Rod should be commended 
Two for Stirling 
Hometown hive was swirling 
Only to
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Categories: relegation, england, fate, football, games,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberToffee Talk

Time to enjoy star with bucks’ coffee 
Along with Toffee
Knocked on the door 
Aston was not going to be ignored 
“I am a nice treat 
Very sweet”
A grand old lady welcomed him in 
Having a grin 
“Aston, where have you been?” 
Trying to be sly 
Not really telling any lie 
“Fighting to stay in the
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Categories: relegation, candy, england, fate, football,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberGoing Fourth With the Football Thing

There was a ring at the dungeon door 
Canary raced across the floor 
Pulling a hammy while nursing his soars 
Appearing was a seagull that once was poor 
“My friend the Canary 
Spent the morning sailing over on the ferry 
Sipping my AM sherry 
Very relaxed not in a hurry 
But many thoughts I do
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Categories: relegation, international, literature, london, poetry,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberTable Turning Relegation Tease

There was a buzz in the air 
About Astin’s upcoming weekend affair 
A Friday night match 
Where Astin was such a catch 
Lured in with bait 
Wolves prowling looking great 
But alas a mistake 
A correction needed to make 
Someone wanted cake 
Decided to change plans to an afternoon luncheon 
Wolves and Astin hiring catering
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Categories: relegation, england, football, humorous, london,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberRemembering the Spread In the West Ham United Relegation Debt

It is at the half 
And the Hammies have not taken a bath 
Due to the rain 
Schedule was changed and that was a pain 
You see the UK had swamps like in Florida 
Delaying the little piggy’s invitation to be slaughtered,
Playing Manchester City in the big blue house 
Now having a Wed date despite
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Categories: relegation, blue, boy, city, england,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberThe Relegation Review

Something happened that shook the ground 
The Hammies were victory bound 
Two goals up late in the game 
They thought the words of relegation would be tamed 
Suddenly, the seagulls started to pest 
Not allowing the Hammies a rest 
Finding the net, a goal closer the Seagulls did get 
Only a few minutes later a
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Categories: relegation, class, destiny, games, heartbroken,
Form: Rhyme
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