A Sporting Poetic Exhibition

Today West Ham Went Berserk And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt No Need for A Cover Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother So Far, Its Four That the Hammies Have Scored This Will Put A Little Space In the Stay Out of Relegation Race A New Coach Is Here In Spirit And The Supporters Let Them Hear It Hopefully He Knows How To Steer As Everyone Cheers But Honestly What Will West Ham Do With This Athletic Job That Was Real Cool An Olympic Year Is Hear, What Could Be the Fear Must It Be Chatter About Building Costs That Matter With the Stadium Finished in Japan West Ham May Want to Make Good with Its Fan Money and Goals Are Hard to Come And We Enjoy These Two Things Since They Are Fun So, Keep It Going My Dear Hammies And Next Time Lets Do Another Slammy For the Enjoyment of The Fannies