Thoughts At the Relegation Table

Citizens were upset 
With the Honey Hornets set 
They played dance songs 
But it was all wrong 
Records being abused 
Scratching them when used 
Stingers created a vibe 
That said let the music die 
Before the first forty five ended 
Twilight Zone Rod should be commended 
Two for Stirling 
Hometown hive was swirling 
Only to see another pair go by 
Relegation staring bees straight in the eye 
Four score 
Sky Blue headed for the door 
“Nice seeing you here 
Will be playing for champions league cheer 
In the coming year 
Tabloid stuff did not work 
Honesty was how we popped the cork”
Later in the day Gunners held fire 
While Aston’s Villa was put on the tight wire 
If this was the end to the show 
Arsenal would let them know 
First half saw one in 
Enough for a claret blue army crucial win 
This allowed a table jump 
To safety over buzzing hump 
No need reporting anything new 
Except the canary could be dining on honey dipping stew 
In the dungeon 
Doing some number crunching 
Asking themselves why did we go to that high profile luncheon 
Where we did all the munching
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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