Reefer Poems - Poems about Reefer

..."the grim reefer" i'd rather not eat at Jimmy's buffet just drink margaritas all night and day......Read the rest...

...I smoke until my eyes bleed And a friend I do not need For if there was a stud Who'd think he was a bud Was it rather smoking weed Track: Wiz Khalifa - Reefer Party :p......Read the rest...

...They say crime don't pay, we just left ST. Regis, in a two seater Battista, got rich off Coke cut with ether & a ton of reefer, now they get rich selling magazines putting our crimes in the Don Div......Read the rest...

...Motorbikes are not allowed Out here where people stroll. Smoking’s not permitted, either; Fresh air is the goal. Blasting music’s also banned So peace can be enjoyed, Which is why, right her......Read the rest...

...Isis staind 26+ years of marriage Yes, believe me you, I (also considered the best karaoke singer for the go-go's) putting Shabrina Leonita to shame back in two thousand and twenty one once......Read the rest...

...A letter arrived from Aunt Mabel, always a keeper She was delighted I bought myself a Bissell sweeper Said they are best, but I could have gotten it cheaper, Seems her nephew is in mor......Read the rest...

..."What are you doing here?" "I'm standing here." "Can't you read? It says no loitering!" "I'm not loitering, I'm standing." "Standing is loitering!" "Can I sit on the ground then?" "No! Get out ......Read the rest...

...Light Verse Marvell-Less by Michael R. Burch Mr. Marvell was ill-named? Inform us! Alas, his crude writings deform us: for when trying to bed chaste virgins, he led off with his iron ball......Read the rest...

...The canvas- propped blank on the tripod The artist- flicked tunes on his iPod The acrylics- were blended The paint brush- apprehended The self-portrait- was nearly finished The man- in the ......Read the rest...

...it hurt so much that she prised out the molar in despair with a corner post missing pain oozed from wounded flesh one cavity exchanged for another but rawness lay bare she tried painkillers ......Read the rest...

...We use animals to catch animals like 'fighting crime' in Chicago. Shouldn't this be the point we think about four fingers going in with a crooked thumb, maybe rusting with whitlow, taking hold of......Read the rest...

...Limericks VI - Religion Pell-Mell for Hell Mel by Michael R. Burch There once was a Baptist named Mel who condemned all non-Christians to hell. When he stood before God he felt like a clod ......Read the rest...

...Limericks IV - Donald Trump The Hair Flap by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" The hair flap was truly a scare: Trump’s bald as a billiard back there! The whole nation laughed At ......Read the rest...

...the beatles were right when they wrote day tripper instead of night ~ flight of the bummble bee could have been a hummingbird but heard played on a tuba was an elephant that cou......Read the rest...

...~ CONFUSED MALE CANARY ~ There once was a confused male canary Who fancied himself a real cute faerie He found a male friend Peered in his rear end Pulled out a note: "Hi, My n......Read the rest...