Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Two Limericks, Strictly For the Birds

~ CONFUSED MALE CANARY ~

  There once was a confused male canary
  Who fancied himself a real cute faerie
     He found a male friend
     Peered in his rear end
  Pulled out a note: "Hi, My name's Mary."  



   ~ POOR KITTEN NAMED **** ~

  Sue took in a poor kitten she named ****
  Showed her a reefer, some really good stuff
     **** whipped out a badge
     Inscribed with this adage
  You were busted when you took your first puff

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Kurt Ravidas December 14, 2019 at 3:19 PM I laughed my kvass off reading the first one)) Alas, my English yet is not good enough to get the second's punch line. No, seriously, what am I missing? It was an undercover kitten, wasn't it? Kurt Ravidas December 16, 2019 at 1:47 PM Gotcha! I misuderstood the key word - reefer) Shame on me. Gershon Wolf December 14, 2019 at 6:56 PM Your English has to be better than the censor's. PS censored 'Muff!' For what?! Go figure. At any rate, you got it. Jt WAS an undercover kitten. ~

Lindsay Laurie December 13, 2019 at 6:21 PM G'day Gershon … not bad Gershon. Always good to have a chuckle - Lindsay Gershon Wolf December 14, 2019 at 6:54 PM Chuckles are my favorite candy! Thanks Lindsay. Seasons best! :) gw

Pat Adams December 13, 2019 at 3:30 PM Funny Gershon! Reminds me of Firesign Theatre, if you've heard of them!........pat Gershon Wolf December 14, 2019 at 6:53 PM Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I think wore out two needles on the old record player listening to Firesign Theatre back n college. LOL. Thanks, Pat ~ Rocky Rococo at your cervix

Robert Kinard December 13, 2019 at 7:15 AM Funny stuff, on the first one. and I'm smoker from back-n- the day so you know I liked the second one too. nicely done. Gershon Wolf December 13, 2019 at 11:19 AM Hey, Robert! Thanks for the positive feedback. Appreciate you letting me know how these struck you. Cheers, Gershon

Tom Cunningham December 13, 2019 at 5:48 AM Haha these gave me a laugh Gershon. Tom Gershon Wolf December 13, 2019 at 11:17 AM Glad to hear you found these two lims funny, Tom. Thanks for letting me know! :) gw

Panagiota Romios December 12, 2019 at 11:23 PM TWO IMMEDIATE FAVS. YOU NEED TO WRITE COMEDY, PANAGIOTA XXX Gershon Wolf December 13, 2019 at 11:17 AM Ha, ha! You wrote that I need to write comedy. As the standard comeback goes: Whaddya think I'm dong right now?! LOL. Thanks for the encouragement. You've given me a real boost! If a former Second City denizen thinks this stuff is funny, I may actually be getting somewhere! Thanks, ~ SIC (Still in Chicago)

Connie Marcum Wong December 12, 2019 at 10:43 PM These made me laugh Gershon. We can always use plenty of laughter! Thank you my friend! : ) xxoo Gershon Wolf December 12, 2019 at 11:03 PM Laughter makes everything a lot more enjoyable, methinks. Thanks, Connie. :) gw

Winged Warrior December 12, 2019 at 10:40 PM Funny stuff my friend...is that why canaries sing so well? lol...happy holidays Gersh...^WW^ ;o) Gershon Wolf December 12, 2019 at 11:02 PM I guess you nailed it, W.W. Canaries and ex-gangsters both sing like birds, eh?! Thanks, gw

Na Na December 12, 2019 at 9:18 PM lol Gershon :) very good ones Gershon Wolf December 12, 2019 at 11:01 PM Glad you laughed, Greg! Smiles, Gershon