Long Reefer Poems
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Limericks Vi - Religion
Limericks VI - Religion
Pell-Mell for Hell Mel
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a Baptist named Mel
who condemned all non-Christians to hell.
When he stood before God
he felt like a clod
to discover His Love couldn’t fail!
Why I...
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Categories:
reefer, christian, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, religion, religious,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Iv - Donald Trump
Limericks IV - Donald Trump
The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the...
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Categories:
reefer, america, humor, humorous, leadership, light, nonsense, political,
Form:
Limerick
Prurient Interests
Last evening I noticed another disconcerting Trump headline.
This felt and smelled more like a deadline
for disintegration
than a lifeline,
a bootstrap, if you will,
toward integrity of health and regenerative safety,
which I thought was front and center
in our...
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Categories:
reefer, culture, drug, fear, health, humor, political, prejudice,
Form:
Political Verse
Isis Staind 26 Plus Years of Marriage
Isis staind 26+ years of marriage
Yes, believe me you,
I (also considered the best karaoke singer
for the go-go's)
putting Shabrina Leonita to shame
back in two thousand and twenty one
once flew high as the eagles
a...
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Categories:
reefer, adventure, age, america, anniversary, appreciation, betrayal, marriage,
Form:
Rhyme
Interview With the Dead Boy - Raymond Mizsak
Interview with The Dead Boy -Raymond Mizsak
So Raymond, do you know what happened to you? Why you died?
Yeah, I know what happened to me, man,
but I don’t remember it happening,
Cause I was in...
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Categories:
reefer, death, music,
Form:
Free verse
endless leisure hours as distorted time stretch before me
endless leisure hours as distorted time stretch before me...
like the infinite vista
upon the midwestern plain
farther than the eyes of mine
(an ascetic and copacetic
shortsighted father of two grown
twenty something daughters)
can no longer see,
since sockets severely seared
staring...
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Categories:
reefer, absence, adventure, allusion, appreciation, beautiful, beauty, crazy,
Form:
Free verse
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Ii
Light Verse
Marvell-Less
by Michael R. Burch
Mr. Marvell was ill-named? Inform us!
Alas, his crude writings deform us:
for when trying to bed
chaste virgins, he led
off with his iron balls ginormous!
I Learned Too Late
by Michael R. Burch
“Show,...
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Categories:
reefer, fantasy, fun, humor, humorous, light, society, writing,
Form:
Light Verse
Milo and Me.. . Part 2
Milo and Me raised by Mom and Dad, in that small mountain town-
A little more than 66 miles from Albany.
Dad and Mom faithfully provided their best for Milo and Me.
Yes-it would have been better if...
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Categories:
reefer, brothermom, me, time, me, mom, time,
Form:
Elegy
The Man In the Iran Mosque
Afghan Afghan wearing an Afghan
leg lifted high
a pissious 88 salute
...
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Categories:
reefer, angst, political, sad, war,
Form:
Free verse
A Poem For the Erudite
A Poem For The Erudite, it sure will be hot
Take the time out to listen, rubbish it's not
Straight from the life of a perspicacious young man
Try and comprehend it...I sure hope you can
There's a lot...
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Categories:
reefer, abuse, addiction, angst, childhood, conflict, confusion, uplifting,
Form:
Couplet
Tell Me Crime Don'T Pay
They say crime don't pay, we just left ST. Regis, in a two seater Battista, got rich off Coke cut with ether & a ton of reefer, now they get rich selling magazines...
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Categories:
reefer, betrayal, corruption, drug, money, people, political, power,
Form:
Free verse
Cough Syrup
the beatles
were right when
they wrote day
tripper instead
of night
~
flight of the bummble
bee could have been a
hummingbird but
heard played on
a tuba was an
elephant that
couldn't
waltz
~
the warning label
clearly states that:
if combined
with alcohol
may induce
sleepiness
~
my...
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Categories:
reefer, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Word Sonata In B Flat
Word Sonata in B Flat (in 5 Movements)
You know exactly what you’re doing.
You sit in that short red skirt, and
Cross your shiny tan legs, there. Now you
Lean over with full cleavage exposed,
And partake in...
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Categories:
reefer, love,
Form:
Free verse
Here Here Please Define Quantum Mechanics For First Dummy
cuz...well...this cerebral cortex lacks
ability to comprehend anything
more complex than playing jacks
aware his severe cognitive ability hacks
away at such juvenile gibberish
and most likely exacts
a prediction my intelligence
...
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Categories:
reefer, 8th grade, heaven, imagery, magic, nature, perspective,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Black Beatles Remix
11/30/16
That girl is an over achiever
And avid reader
That girl is a real brainteaser
Yet a true pleaser
That girl had a golden retriever
And a house with multiple bird feeders
That girl yeah she's a high speeder
The music always...
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Categories:
reefer, poetry, rap, word play, words, work, write,
Form:
Rhyme
Blue Grama Grass
How to break an addiction. Decide to live.
What can I learn from my pain. Danger.
And friends are merely friendly, live on independent
of your injury. You will not be missed in church on Sunday.
Grass. Weed, broccoli,...
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Categories:
reefer, addiction, blue, body, friend, health, hurt, pain,
Form:
Verse
Drink and Drugs
You could say it's funny, I think because of tax money?
It's legal to get wasted on Hops and Barley
But illegal for a quick sniff of Charlie,
or even a toke of Bob Marley
You can get...
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Categories:
reefer, confusion, imagination, life, parody, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
Under the No Loitering Sign
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm standing here."
"Can't you read? It says no loitering!"
"I'm not loitering, I'm standing."
"Standing is loitering!"
"Can I sit on the ground then?"
"No! Get out of here!"
"Can I finish the hardboiled egg I...
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Categories:
reefer, funny, humor, people, rights, rude, satire, silly,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Angered Tongue Towards the Superficial
Dont take this reefer for loss of attention, I still smoke and will choke any sign of depression, especially from the infected interjections of peasants, leave you connected to levels of reality unexpected.. from your...
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Categories:
reefer, teen, uplifting, urban, visionary,
Form:
Narrative
Letter From Aunt Mabel
A letter arrived from Aunt Mabel, always a keeper
She was delighted I bought myself a Bissell sweeper
Said they are best, but I could have gotten it cheaper,
Seems her nephew is in more trouble, getting deeper
I...
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Categories:
reefer, humorous,
Form:
Monorhyme
In Between Hearbeats
Got to go to work in the morning
But baby I ain't got no job
I have so many places to be
But darling I ain't got a car
I'm hungry!
But Meals-On-Wheels don't come on this end of the...
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Categories:
reefer, father, day,
Form:
Narrative
Root Decay
it hurt so much that she prised out the molar in despair
with a corner post missing pain oozed from wounded flesh
one cavity exchanged for another but rawness lay bare
she tried painkillers and sedatives then settled...
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Categories:
reefer, pain,
Form:
Quatrain
Monday
"Monday Dreadful Monday"
Most people are terrified of its presence
Only this moment can be the most hated
No more time for r&r....that's reefer and rum
Damn it....if he even looks at me I will need to find some...
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Categories:
reefer, america, anger, art, crazy, poetry, political,
Form:
Acrostic
Outside the Circle of Sex
I am outside the circle of sex. Just as well. Population control,
the biome's survival instinct. Or I'm old. Look
in mirror, skin over bones. Young girls
on bicycles, running, have that granddaughterly smile for me,
all is safe,...
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Categories:
reefer, daughter, girl, hello, old, sexy, smile, violence,
Form:
Free verse
Reefer Hits the Spot!
Reefer Hits The Spot!
I can’t stop my use of pot,
It helps relieve my pain and makes it stop.
I used to see it at rock concerts
and smell the reefer drifting up from the bleachers,
never thought I...
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Categories:
reefer, healthpain,
Form:
Free verse