Short Reefer Poems

"the grim reefer"


i'd rather
not eat at
Jimmy's
buffet

just drink
margaritas
all night
and day...

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I smoke until my eyes bleed
And a friend I do not need
For if there was a stud
Who'd think he was a bud
Was it rather smoking weed

Track: Wiz Khalifa - Reefer Party :p...

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I have given up reefer 
and hope to keep my health
Doubt I'll ever attain Warren Buffet's wealth 
So I sit and write this ode 
Hope you stay on your sweet road
Poetry comes best when supported by a group 
Yes, there is always POETRY SOUP!...

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just sidestep through the ether,
sucking on a bong or reefer,
till you reach the land of sweet forget me not,
see the shades and ghosties shiver,
crossing the styx ole man river,
remembering sometimes,
 is  forgot?
Don

thank you Dr Ram great poem.
"The Twin Worlds"...

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~ CONFUSED MALE CANARY ~

  There once was a confused male canary
  Who fancied himself a real cute faerie
     He found a male friend
     Peered in his rear end
  Pulled out a note: "Hi, My name's Mary."  



   ~ POOR KITTEN NAMED MUFF ~

  Sue took in a poor kitten she named Muff
  Showed her a reefer, some really good stuff
     Muff whipped out a badge
     Inscribed with this adage
  You were busted when you took your first puff...

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