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Not the 'Me' That You Normally See

Where would I be without all my cups of coffee? Mired in a funk, completely at sea In fact, I can tell you I would hardly be me At least not the 'me' that you normally see I'd be really mean without my dose of caffeine The crankiest crank the world's ever seen Why, I'd shout and I'd yell; I'd shout and I'd scream At those whom I love, the loudest, it seems I'd take credit for doing what I didn't do At the slightest offense, I'd try to sue you For all that you're worth, you stupid, dumb fool As I cackle the cackle of the wickedest shrew All this for lack of coffee, the drug I prefer ~ Without which, to reefer I might have to defer

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 11/19/2018 4:17:00 PM
ha! i can relate to this one, gershon! i couldn't start my day without my 2 cups of coffee...
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/19/2018 6:37:00 PM
Meither , neither! :) gw
Date: 11/19/2018 12:19:00 PM
One perks you up and one calms you down. But both are something naturally grown. We do need that coffee though, don't we? :) This was fun GW
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/19/2018 6:37:00 PM
We sure do, my friend. We sure do... :)
Date: 11/19/2018 3:18:00 AM
oh very witty indeed Gershon, I'm not a coffee fan but can relate as I love my tea, that is the 'drug' I need to get me going:-) hugs Jan xx
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/19/2018 9:39:00 AM
My mom always gave me tea when I was sick. So, I guess I start with coffee because I feel ok. (Haven't missed a day of work in 30 years. Lucky me). :) gw
Date: 11/18/2018 11:09:00 PM
Oh, this sounds so much like me without coffee, like the sly twist at the end, well done!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/19/2018 9:38:00 AM
---Just don't toke up without a few cups of coffee first. LOL. :) gw
Date: 11/18/2018 9:50:00 PM
*****! (five star review)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/19/2018 9:37:00 AM
Whoa! High praise indeed! Thank you, Maureen! :) gw
Date: 11/18/2018 9:21:00 PM
a nice medium tim hortons dark roast coffee/ three sugar/one cream/and an espresso shot will straighten you out... and an old fashioned plain donut heated up for ten seconds : )
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/19/2018 9:37:00 AM
I've finally stopped laughing enough to be able to write a reply here. Your comment is the comment of the year!! Wait, I'm falling off of the chair laughing again! Thanks for the laughter!! :) :) gw

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