Read The Fine Print Poems - Poems about Read The Fine Print

The Johnson's found the house they'd dreamed about They signed the papers happy as could be But when they read the find print, they did shout Their interest rate balloon they hadn't seen They tried to sell the house, but had no luck So with a higher payment they were stuck The Johnson's learned that 'love is blind' applies To those who...

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Hounding my head how stupid I was, shoulda read the fine print. I misplaced my glasses and couldn't see what I bought online and they were sending me; that bottle of wine didn't help my sight. When I opened that package excited to wear my new underwear you can imagine my fright to find a box with a pair of Candy G-string and...

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Shoulda read the fine print - 8 Feb 2018 Binary code can only be understood by those who look closely under the hood The fine print of human DNA the crux of reproduction per se The fine print so small and very well hidden the knowledge of such, to many, forbidden Evolving from ‘God’ only knows what to intellectual beings, self-taught! Upgrading the human...

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Shoulda read the fine print; my bad! I’d still have my dog if I had, but “no pets” the contract had said. The dog’s with my ex now instead. At least for the pool I was glad. Shoulda read the fine print; my bad! No guests?! After bragging to friends?! My big dream of pool parties ends. I’m off campus, yet MY rules...

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There once was a woman titled Clair who bought a spectacular timeshare she got caught in their net put five years into debt and complained it simply wasn't fair. Completed February 6th, 2018...

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Should have read the fine print when I ordered my Thai bride My doorbell rang, there she stood, said "Can I come inside ?" "Come in" I said, "I'll take your bag and would you like some tea ?" " Yes please" she said " But please kind sir could you make that three ?" She saw my...

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I see that Bubba’s so forlorn. He’s too depressed to talk today. Two months in a full-body cast can keep one’s cheerfulness at bay. He donned his super hero suit and took a header off the roof (two-story!) Nothing broke his fall. He lies now, silent and aloof. He’d failed to read the tiny print: “This suit can’t really make you...

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The net's rife with possibilities, you can order anything online. And if you are shopping for a wife, there are sites where the ladies look fine. There's no denying they're pretty, like a model or a movie star. And they're all eager to travel here, no matter your looks or who you are. For a measly one thousand dollars, I get to choose any...

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SHOULDA READ THE FINE PRINT It was bright and all shined up So I laid my money down Jumped right in and buckled up And headed off uptown It began to rattle and shake Smoke began to rise I knew I'd made a big mistake I had listened to the lies I had in mind to hurt the man Determined to break some bones To...

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So many years ago, in my teen years, our mom received a gift, her newest 'toy', a Presto pressure cooker added to her kitchen to create meals we'd enjoy. Split pea soup recipe she'd planned to make, to cook for sure in minutes, not in hours. ...

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I shoulda read the fine print when I ordered an internet bride She didn’t look like her photo and was twenty four feet wide! I shoulda read the fine print, as she said she was QUITE hairy But her beard is bushier than mine, oh I’m feeling so contrary! I shoulda read the fine print when I purchased...

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shoulda read the fine print I got headaches, eyes are dry and they hurt sometimes should have went to a doctor to see if I was fine trouble seeing words up close going down the street speeding rapidly couldn't see speedometer doing 50 in a 30 shoulda read the fine print Trouble seeing words up close At a restaurant thought the menus said...

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SHOULDA READ THE FINE PRINT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ in bygone days I did the football pools and always hoped my X had marked the spot? making sure that I had read all the rules an agent did the post ere I forgot. for years not one single problem, until my draws came up, I had marked the right spot. on paper, I'd won a fortune!...

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(none fiction.contest poem) You should of read the fine print When you in a job even as a teacher Professionalism is what's required Not going around turn a job into a personal issue Just because of what you been through. This is what I've been through with all my son teachers ever since he stepped foot in to public school. And...

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I REALLY SHOULD'A READ THE FINE PRINT Contest Sponsor: John Lawless Looking through old photographs with stacks of papers, Reading long lost love affair letters from my sweet, If only I could’ve been strong enough to save her, For she is my soul saving wonder who made me complete. No longer will she be a versifier inside my heart...her words saved...

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