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Hounding my head how stupid I was, shoulda read the fine print. I misplaced my glasses and couldn't see what I bought online and they were sending me; that bottle of wine didn't help my sight. When I opened that package excited to wear my new underwear you can imagine my fright to find a box with a pair of Candy G-string and bra. Embarrassed to wear them, but decide to give it a try eager to see if they make me feel sexy and young. My husband is in the corner crying because he doesn’t get a treat he is a diabetic and can't have anything sweet. 2/15/2018

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Date: 2/17/2018 2:23:00 PM
So funny Eve. I keep trying to picture the scene.
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Date: 2/16/2018 6:56:00 AM
Don't worry Eve ,we've all been caught out over the years. Well maybe not the spicy undies lol. Tom
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Date: 2/16/2018 6:43:00 AM
great humour Eve..
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Date: 2/16/2018 6:13:00 AM
Absolutely hilarious...my hubby diabetic too so I can relate lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 2/15/2018 9:59:00 PM
That is hilarious from start to finish, Eve. Fabulous piece.
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