Shoulda Read the Fine Print
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Hounding my head how stupid I was,
shoulda read the fine print.
I misplaced my glasses and couldn't see
what I bought online and they were sending me;
that bottle of wine didn't help my sight.
When I opened that package
excited to wear my new underwear
you can imagine my fright
to find a box with a pair of Candy G-string and bra.
Embarrassed to wear them,
but decide to give it a try
eager to see if they make me feel sexy and young.
My husband is in the corner crying
because he doesn’t get a treat
he is a diabetic and can't have anything sweet.
2/15/2018
Copyright © Eve Roper | Year Posted 2018
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