Punch Poems - Poems about Punch

There is a new English gang in town In the town of Punctuation They call themselves the “Punch U” gang A solid gang with a strong foundation The Punch-U gang members consists of: Hyphen - the gang leader They call him Dash He is charismatic, clever, a born leader Firm but fair…. excepting no gang trash Exclamation point ! Dash’s right hand man They call...

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. i felt hern pretty ...

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_______________ Zaahid sharaab peene de masjid mei baith kar, Yaa vo jagah bataade jahaañ par khudaa na ho. Priest, let me sit in a mosque with my pint, Or show me a place without His footprint. ...

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Peppy steaming cider Prepare with Brach’s red hots Potent with cinnamon Pleasing with warm pretzels Popular with popcorn Premier holiday treat Pass me a big mugful! ...

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And leaving all else, they debate on lunch. To one, lunch time was waste, hence, break-less munch. The other felt, lunch-less Would no new glory bless To UK, nor hoary Return to old glory, Lunch is a place mid-stream-- Island to which all swim, If cooler breaks are fine, Need for lunch-break’s genuine, For, from stomachs come working peoples’ punch. ____________________________ Happenings |20.12.2024|humour,...

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Cupid went on a tear that day he hit the punch. His shots went here and there. He sure was out to lunch. That day he hit the punch and ventured to the zoo to where his arrows flew. His shots went here and there and hit a hare and sloth thus twitterpating both. He sure was out to lunch, and I would like to know...

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He should never have stepped in the ring Because he had no talent to bring Even though he battled His brain just got rattled And now he can't remember a thing...

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Punch line ...

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February 13th, 2023 - old man winter gave a one...two punch Overladen snow covered crackle and crunch though, this skeptic owned a doubtful hunch that such 24/7 round the clock whether coverage would make laughingstock of forecasting how Jack Frost feigned being out to lunch, whereby inaccurate weather forecasters outsmarted courtesy Mother Nature, where snowfall accumulation tallied one for the record books, a...

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Barn house full of goods, Fool rich man brags for himself, Dead one day relief....

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Date: April 2049 11 pm late night paradise. Some are Conspicuously conspiring as to their Next day. Damian's Household now Consisted of his brother Sidney Sidney's wife Saderi their two sons Benawi (Nawi) and Holikiah (Hoki). their daughter Myselah and 15 years old Joshua with 17 years Old identical twins Justin and Jordan. Still a full house. And...

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*smack* *punch* *kick* Behind closed doors is what you miss On the outside, it all seems fine On the inside, it all declines But hide or else You might hear yells *smack* *punch* *kick...

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no need for brass knuckles for a knockout punch ~ just a pair of brass balls...

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Death is at my bedroom door It doesn’t have to knock doesn’t have to show its face, I can feel its presence... Should I open and embrace eternity, Or for a few more breaths suffer mortality? ~Contest: Bitesize #55 ~Sponsor: Line Gauthier....

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The stupendous lot I had to munch Made it A Mind-Blowing lunch, Besides The final Served bunch My aching teeth could crunch … A quest for An Enriching Lunch And it begot A Memorable lunch I hadn’t its signaling hunch… A By-Degrees Superb lunch, In dimension A Brunch, In Kung fu A Kick, in Boxing A Punch To survive it A Bunch … A lunch like...

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