Best Punch Poems
Gut PunchBearing the brunt of betrayal,
his long-time lady lover leaves him
for another flame. Surprisingly saying
"I'm so sorry, Sam, we should start
seeing other people"
Broken by a brutal blindside
out of nowhere. He couldn't comprehend
the reason; the shock shook him
like a loud trembling...
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Categories:
punch, betrayal, friendship, love, relationship,
Form:
Alliteration
Punch Buggy DrunkZero to a hundred
Smoke between the ears
An amygdala doing donuts
Simply changing gears
*punch-drunk: Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy
Punch Buggy: a game consisting of punching a person
when a VW Beetle is seen...
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Categories:
punch, change, mental illness,
Form:
Light Verse
The Last PunchHit, scream, pound, punch
Have I learned my lesson
Have I had enough
I taste my blood
I writhe in pain
I made you mad
My fault again
You know the answers
You're always right
I'm wrong to doubt you
So let's not fight
Please settle down
We'll go to bed
I know you're so...
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Categories:
punch, abuse, courage,
Form:
Free verse
If Today Had a Face, I'D Punch ItI dont like feeling
Anything at all
I avoid my emotion
Preventing the fall
But somehow your words
have rascal ability
To evoke in me
A pathetic jealousy
I have no right
I know, I've no claim
Thought I was immune
From going insane
But those few harmless words
"she's coming round tonight"
Morphs hidden feelings
Into parasites
Let her come...
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Categories:
punch, confusion,
Form:
Rhyme
Mike Tyson's Punch-OutI'm a Prizefighter and my name is Little Mac.
When I fight my opponents, they end up on their backs.
I defeat all of my opponents even though they're twice as tall as me.
I have to jump when I punch their faces and I drive them to...
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Categories:
punch, funny, humor, humorous, teenage,
Form:
Rhyme
Batman Vs Superman With the Marvel PunchA speeding star or spaceship, no it’s SUPERMAN
Only a bat can tell who knows and sees, but as a caped crusader, one can feel the breeze being BATMAN
The Legend Of Justice, but the dialog being doom
A fight to the finish
But who will be victorious and...
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Categories:
punch, adventure, america, anger, bereavement,
Form:
Ballad
A Punch and Judy JudyJudy, dear Judy, are you the Punch and Judy, Judy
Did you fight with Punch for a small piece of foodie
D'ya get knocked in the eye
For a piece of cherry pie
I'm sure you could handle yourself, dear Judy Judy
(A dedication to my dear Judy Konos)
© Jack...
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Categories:
punch, dedication,
Form:
Limerick
Punch DrunkI remember how it was,
the first time
I got into the ring,
with a more experienced boxer,
I hadn't a clue,
of what to do.
Pummeled from one side
to the other,I took
the loss, licked my
wounds and understood
where I went wrong.
With a few simple moves,
slip a punch...
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Categories:
punch, allegorytime,
Form:
Free verse
Spiked Punchfrantic penguins – awkward among garish spring blossoms
1/20/16...
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Categories:
punch, animal, dance, innocence, school,
Form:
Monoku
Categories:
punch, nature
Form:
Haiku
Human Punch Bag Never Good EnoughHate me
Berate me
Despise me
Deeply hurt me
Traumatise me
Use me
Ridicule me
And brutalise me
Hit me
Kick me
punch me
Reject me
Stamp and dance on my grave
And have a rave
Squeeze every molecule of happiness
From my wretched soul
Poke me in the eye
And stab me until I die
I am despicable
Forgettable
Unwanted
Unloved
Useless
Cursed to be born
This...
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Categories:
punch, angst, feelings, grief, sad,
Form:
Free verse
The Punch and Judy ShowHow big you seemed, how bright your stage
how loud and funny, in my little boy's eyes
you were larger than everyone else's life,
even a lifetime later, your memory still is
Those amazing vaudeville routines, with new
command performances for each gathering,
were rehearsed in daily kitchen pantomimes
while...
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Categories:
punch, childhood, dedication, funny, growing
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
punch, funny
Form:
Free verse
I Know a Joke About Hansel and Gretel But I Can'T Remember the Punch LineI want to make a joke about it, tell you that
your body has become a shelter for broken hearts, a
sanctuary for atheist gypsies,
you are a whole new definition of home.
Your body has become a shelter for broken hears, a
hiding place of a deserted alley...
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Categories:
punch, for him, love, relationship,
Form:
Pantoum
The Cat Sat On the MatThey all come in
There’s a family din
But the cat sat on the mat
Tea time done
They have some fun
But the cat sat on the mat
It’s early evening
Kids are screaming
But the cat sat on the mat
Eight at night
Kids out of sight
But the cat sat on the mat
News...
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Categories:
punch, animal, cat, fun, funny,
Form:
Rhyme