Porcine Poems - Poems about Porcine

...Long before you were born, long before your great grandfather was born, in the time when magic was approximately eight times more plentiful than it is today, there lived a family in the remote part o......

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... However you dress...compress these clever creatures… More not less..whenever features...success.. To be Francis...what about Bacon… Salty...naughty.. fatty flavour to savour.. Doing ea......

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...Next-door was unemendable From a fall that incredible all her grace was shredded cheddar Covert charm's naked departure one human coil in porcine bliss soaking in her own unkind piss phantom ......

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...I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub (a poetic partial fiction blended, diced, fricaseed, marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed, stewed... with fact) Hmm... ......

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...A meal worm eats me like a gourd of flesh, this slimy beast I dread; two weeks or more until my heart's (that once was young and fresh) a hole that brims with the plaque of its gore. ......

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...Regrettably, Miss Greta G must use a broom to clean her room; she let the pigs come play, you see for they were neat, so she assumed. How learned she this? Not clear by whom. I think I may have,......

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...I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub whereby the missus didst potchke created whirling dervish hubbub after enjoying repast, (fit for a tarnished king), yours truly a......

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...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum! Hard knocks Methacton school alum ofttimes finds ruining his fate while squarely planted on me bum nevertheless felt rightly triangulated flashed mo......

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...After weeks of vegetarian snacks a part of him was still searching city dumpsters for chewed-over Big Macs. Then in a moment of weakness at the County Fair he purchased one greasy Irish pork s......

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...Equal copyrights we can both claim renown impossible mission to envision just the experience to become linkedin with literary talents of another motive couched within these lines I exclaim no id......

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...Hmm... on second thought lemme join anorexic club until rib cage protrudes taut and visible doubling as drum to drub synchronized within heart of darkness, especially when electrocardiogram exhi......

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...On September the eleventh twenty-twenty one Something really strange was going on. On the inside lane of the M62 Was a rather unusual, wild crew. So if you were travelling near Salford on thi......

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...Third Monday of January some say it’s the year’s saddest day, windy weather and scattered snow could hold into February. Yet in bleak gloom, a bright hope glows as I butter my breakfast toast ......

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...Pledging poetic collaboration... (alternatively titled: putting iambic pentameter feet put in mouth) (Spanning across internet) analogous to accept marital vow (after blind date contestants m......

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...“FAKE” Festering Marital Spite Only Backfired... More than a bajillion painful eons after pledging troth with thee missus, whom I definitely blindly wed comprised great ta ra ra boom de ay ye......

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