Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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She Is a Global Megastar - Inspired By Celebrity Limerick Contest

Miss Piggy’s a world famous Muppet
(Some people think she’s just a puppet)
When she flutters her eyes
Many cute handsome guys
Are star struck and some kick the bucket!

When Piggy went on a blind date
Her suitor she had to berate
He made a mistake
And ordered pork steak
No porcine is found near her plate!



8/21/18

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Tania Kitchin August 27, 2018 at 3:45 PM Ha ha, very entertaining and funny! Jan Allison August 27, 2018 at 4:24 PM Thanks for the contest I got 2 poems for the price of one, just love the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie August 21, 2018 at 11:26 PM G'day Jan … I wonder if Miss Piggy drinks bore water! - thank you Jan once again for your entertaining lines - Lindsay Jan Allison August 22, 2018 at 4:48 PM oh she may indeed drink it Lindsay lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy August 21, 2018 at 6:32 PM Excellent, Jan--Love it! Janice Jan Allison August 21, 2018 at 7:52 PM Thanks Janice, maybe there will be another contest I can use it in in the future:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich August 21, 2018 at 6:23 PM haha. Loved that last part!!! you GO , Girl. Jan Allison August 21, 2018 at 7:51 PM Lin helped me with the porcine word I had bovine which referred to cattle but i didn't know the correct one so i'm really grateful for her advice!:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Valko August 21, 2018 at 3:09 PM So cute! Jan Allison August 21, 2018 at 5:04 PM Thanks Judy:-) hugs Jan xx

Vijay Pandit August 21, 2018 at 12:54 PM She surely is a superstar..and she knows it and shows it when she speaks..Well done Jan..this theme is unique..best for a win. Jan Allison August 21, 2018 at 5:03 PM Thanks Vijay, its not for the contest just inspired by it:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger August 21, 2018 at 12:38 PM I LOVE Miss Piggy, and Kermit, and this poem, Jan. So much fun! Jan Allison August 21, 2018 at 12:43 PM Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith August 21, 2018 at 12:16 PM I told you not to tell ...lol great Jan Jan Allison August 21, 2018 at 12:25 PM Ooops Sorry Tim, I forgot she gave you the chop:-( hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile August 21, 2018 at 11:03 AM Adorable Jan !! I never tire of Miss Piggy Happy Tuesday xxoo Jan Allison August 21, 2018 at 11:16 AM She is a true megastar Mike and always makes me smile lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Adeniji Toluwalope Gideon August 21, 2018 at 9:16 AM Absolute piece of beauty ,Jan. Best wishes in the contest. Jan Allison August 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM Thanks Adeniji its just for fun not for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green August 21, 2018 at 9:02 AM Very cute Jan and what a wonderful "celebrity" to choose. Jan Allison August 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM I went with my original poem on Michael Jackson for the contest, I appreciate Miss Piggy is a global megastar but I'm not sure if Tania would like it for the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx