Pee Poems - Poems about Pee

As a child of only three, looking out over the big blue sea. Her eyes got huge with such glee, as the waves hit her tiny knees. Mommy I need to pee, in the water is the key. As big as life she can see, making her wanting to flee. At this young age did she make a plea, making this big as life...

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I'm in a dream, Peeing into a stream, A snake peeped out, Some on its snout. A frog close nearby, Came out to pry, It got some too, From me it withdrew. I found it funny, The way a bunny, Growled near a tree, Far from my pee. Then I woke up, I rushed to cleanup Another bedwetting today again. Dry night in vain....

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I would still use thee And while at it giggle with glee Broken cracked you are Reflect my use like a star Hihi, i used it to pee...

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In days of yore, my dreams were sweet, I played with friends, a pleasant treat. In slumber's realm, 'twas day instead, And all my dreams, inside my head. In those dreams, my words would come true, Like "allow me to pee, it's what I'll do!" Though in reality, 'twas not so fine, For wet the bed, did I resign. The first of dreams,...

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The wee wee tree where dogs go pee And all the breeds wait patiently But not one stoops To leaving poops That’s doggie etiquette, you see...

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I thought pee lines were for females But when dogs stop wagging their tails Guys seek the closest tree Then raise a leg and pee In a queue, their barks sound like wails ...

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Wet Area rugs Yellow, it’s pee soggy socks, Don’t slip on the tile ...

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the base soaked with pee the devils tree the stream traveled down to the roots in the ground hands turning black this haunting is whack lightning struck what the swerving off the road the fear growed in the past lives didnt last hung from the tree now filled with pee the devils tree...

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His name was Paul Reubens but many people knew him as Pee-Wee. He was a famous entertainer and he lost his life at the age of seventy. When he starred in Pee-Wee's Playhouse, he entertained children. Sadly, Pee-Wee Herman has died and we will never see him again. He starred in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Big Top Pee-Wee and Pee-Wee's...

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How would you describe a real man One with muscles uses bad language like damn Well slap my knee They sit down to pee With his normal image of pushing a pram...

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There was nothing out there like it When Paul Reuben’s show first aired. To the Pee Wee’s Playhouse family, No one else could be compared. There was Globey (yes, a talking globe) And Chairry (yes, a chair), Plus a host of wacky others, All with silliness to spare. Cowboy Curtis, Mr. Window, Blue-faced Jambi, Miss Yvonne, Pterri, Reba, Randy, Conky, Oh, the list goes on and...

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Near the park, I screamed at a big chap— “Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!” oh, because I seen fright, I peed on a shrub a night. The shrub —JESUS! —was a drunk man....

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How would you describe a real man One with muscles, uses bad language like damn Well slap my knee They sit down to pee With his normal image of pushing a pram...

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To the bathroom, quick I raced. I threw the cabinet wide in haste To see what’s in that tube of paste. It’s not that I am pure or chaste, But I’ve not yet acquired that taste. Yellow #1 dye? It’s in the waste… ————— More fun with Maurice Rigoler’s Ancient Toothpaste...

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Apparently June is a bad month for poetry and a great month for criticism....

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