A LEAKY DAY AT THE PARK
In the park, a dog ran to urinate at a tree
If I did that, they would come and arrest me:-
Damn dog barked and ran away:
He really peed me off that day:-
Hey, I had to walk as far as two blocks to pee:-
Pretty summer days are really hot,
am I being cooked like crabs in a pot.
Fireworks made me pee my pants,
all wet but I will still dance.
Looks like I hit the big summer jackpot.
Come and see,
the big bright red and pink bee.
She is sitting on a flower of yellow with glee,
eating crackers with warm brie.
Look the angelic butterfly is on one knee,
is she making a plea?
Come and see,
the orange grasshopper is pouring rose tea.
For you and for me,
in China flowered cups under the oak tree.
This fun dream I do not want to flee,
but I really need to pee.
By Poet "Our memories fill yesterday. Today our dreams will fill tomorrow."
Will my dream be here tomorrow?
A cool breeze does softy blow,
over me as if I will know.
Into deeper sleep I must go,
what will my dream now show?
I am still from head to toe,
feeling like I am aglow.
Another world I will go.
Within a dream what will I see?
A huge yellow bumble bee,
she was eating crackers and brie.
From this dream I want to flee,
please oh - please set me free.
My bed is now wet - I did pee,
let me out I will plea.
Now awake one, two, three.
My dream within a dream,
was it just too extreme?
It made me pee then scream,
what a very wild dream theme.
The bee rode a leaf downstream,
what a weird bee daydream.
Through the trees I saw a sunbeam,
the bright light looks like ice cream.
Now waking up with self esteem.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
spooky ghost.
hautning ghost
your mum
your mum
boo!
poopoopeepee yourself.
an enderpearl
Is summer over or just cooling down,
days are getting shorter do not make a frown.
Sun time use varies widely,
in many different places.
Do not tell me barbeque time is over,
that will make me want to pee my bedcover.
As BBQ corn does eat,
great with hotdogs and watermelon too.
Tell me it is not so,
no more ice cold sweet tea to drink slow.
Now to make only hot tea,
keeping lips moist not open.
Summer will be back next year,
must I really wait twelve months with no cheer?
Friends gather happily in just,
time for the holidays and not missing the summer.
As a child of only three,
looking out over the big blue sea.
Her eyes got huge with such glee,
as the waves hit her tiny knees.
Mommy I need to pee,
in the water is the key.
As big as life she can see,
making her wanting to flee.
At this young age did she make a plea,
making this big as life agree.
Will this wide blue sea hold Marie,
or in years will it set her free?
I'm in a dream,
Peeing into a stream,
A snake peeped out,
Some on its snout.
A frog close nearby,
Came out to pry,
It got some too,
From me it withdrew.
I found it funny,
The way a bunny,
Growled near a tree,
Far from my pee.
Then I woke up,
I rushed to cleanup
Another bedwetting today again.
Dry night in vain.
I would still use thee
And while at it giggle with glee
Broken cracked you are
Reflect my use like a star
Hihi, i used it to pee
In days of yore, my dreams were sweet,
I played with friends, a pleasant treat.
In slumber's realm, 'twas day instead,
And all my dreams, inside my head.
In those dreams, my words would come true,
Like "allow me to pee, it's what I'll do!"
Though in reality, 'twas not so fine,
For wet the bed, did I resign.
The first of dreams, that came to pass,
A pee dream, quite a laughing gas.
Though childish it may seem, 'tis true,
My childhood dreams, were full of glee,
Innocent thoughts, a memory.
But as I grew, my dreams changed,
No longer childish, more deranged.
My dreams turned dark, full of fear,
I'd wake in sweat, with silent tears.
I'd dream of monsters, death and pain,
My sleep was lost, 'twas never the same.
Now as an adult, I've come to see,
My dreams reflect, what's inside of me.
Though sometimes dark, they've taught me well,
To face my fears, and break the spell.
The wee wee tree where dogs go pee
And all the breeds wait patiently
But not one stoops
To leaving poops
That’s doggie etiquette, you see
I thought pee lines were for females
But when dogs stop wagging their tails
Guys seek the closest tree
Then raise a leg and pee
In a queue, their barks sound like wails
Wet Area rugs
Yellow, it’s pee
soggy socks,
Don’t slip on the tile
the base soaked with pee
the devils tree
the stream traveled down
to the roots
in the ground
hands turning black
this haunting is whack
lightning struck
what the
swerving off the road
the fear growed
in the past
lives didnt last
hung from the tree
now filled with pee
the devils tree
His name was Paul Reubens but many people knew him as Pee-Wee.
He was a famous entertainer and he lost his life at the age of seventy.
When he starred in Pee-Wee's Playhouse, he entertained children.
Sadly, Pee-Wee Herman has died and we will never see him again.
He starred in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Big Top Pee-Wee and Pee-Wee's Big Holiday.
He had a small role in Batman Returns and people are sad because he passed away.
He starred in Mystery Men and two Cheech and Chong movies as well.
He made a mistake in a movie theater in 1991 and he went to jail.
But we should forgive him for the mistakes that he made.
Pee-Wee Herman has died after living for seven decades.
[Dedicated to Paul Reubens (1952 - 2023) who died on July 30, 2023]
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