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Quote Left Whats the deal with toilet paper these days? Its no longer called 'toilet paper'. There are little sissy names for it such as: 'bathroom tissue', and many others. [...] [Pets] never complain. They never bite you, or pee on you because you don't call them 'k9s', or 'Felines'. They just go about their business, like humping your leg, or licking each others genitals. Quote Right
Quote Left When writers meet they are truculent, indifferent, or over-polite. Then comes the inevitable moment. A shows B that he has read something of B s. Will B show A? If not, then A hates B, if yes, then all is well. The only other way for writers to meet is to share a quick pee over a common lamp-post. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down. Quote Right
Quote Left Our client Tee Pee Tire has been completely exonerated, ... This has been a really tough time for the small, family business . . . especially when you have the big guns from Dunlop Tire Company blaming you for the crash. Quote Right
Quote Left Winston Churchhill once walked into the toilets of the House of Commons to find no room at the urinal, so he walked into one of the stalls. While in there he could hear Labour MPs saying 'now he can't even pee with the rest of us', to which he peered over the top of the stall and replied 'no it's just that if you saw something this big you would want to privatize it'. Quote Right
Quote Left When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool! Quote Right
Quote Left There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Quote Right
Quote Left I know you are, but what am I? As Pee-Wee Herman Quote Right
Quote Left You can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy. Quote Right

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Quote Left The fire is our speech. The wind is our voice Quote Right
Quote Left Love is fun, like running dogs, it makes us feel happy as one can. It speeds our heart and gives us joy, making us love more. Quote Right
Quote Left "Wisdom begins when one peers back on their life and recognizes their foolishness, then has the maturity to know that it is a life long journey ". Quote Right
Quote Left "Gan Travieso, Why do you always use free tools to do your projects." - Interrogator "Cause I have two free hands, a free mind and I practice free speech. I Like to draw freehand, and drive on the freeway." - Gran Travieso Quote Right
Quote Left Those content with being as skillful as their peers will always be seen as average. Cream rises to the top. Quote Right
Quote Left One can speech, one can preach, one can holler and screech -- But only love can teach.... Quote Right
Quote Left The mouth does only speak a universal language if it knows how to tell the difference between speech and silence, right actions and useless ones and does not deal with things it cannot handle. Quote Right
Quote Left Kisi ki bhi fan following mein andhay ho kar qanoon hath mein na lo kyun koi bhi Tumhara saga NAHI hai ye peer faqeer, ye leader, ye politicians, tumharay through apna ulu sedha kartay hain phir bhi Tum jahil logon ko aqal NAHI ati tajub hai. Quote Right
Quote Left Tum log mujhay peeth pechay galiyan na diya karo balkay Meray mun par Meray samnay mujhay Kuta, Dala, shora, kamina, harami, bay gerat vagera bool diya karo, Tum Meray apnay log ho I don't mind ICT. Quote Right
Quote Left If it ain't there, even a toupee won't fix the route of the problem. Quote Right
Quote Left There's a prosecution going on, between the reality of truth against free speech. The final verdict will determine whether such truth can survive where it lies. Quote Right
Quote Left Real happiness lies hidden within the secret recesses of our own Souls. Extreme contentment peeks through the smile of the members of family. Extreme love drips thru the quite eyes of these loved ones. The fact is that God grants this treasure equally to each one of us but very few drive safely through the fog. Musk lies within Quote Right
Quote Left Ye jo Peer Faqeer hotay hain ye Ameer Kabeer osamiyan dhondtay hain takay Paisa aur Shohrat dono mein azafa ho.. Quote Right
Quote Left Neuromuscular agent paralyzes body’s voluntary muscles and lungs and blocks movement and speech Summun Bukmun Umyun Zafar Supari Pagal Nashai Wehmi Nafsiati game over... Quote Right
Quote Left Such two speeches cannot wait: I LOVE YOU and I AM SORRY. Elsewise, you may live with regrets to the end. Quote Right
Quote Left Ko Un was speechless at Auschwitz. Someday, when it’s too late, will we be speechless at Gaza? —Michael R. Burch (Keywords/Tags: Holocaust, Auschwitz, Gaza, death, murder, ethnic cleansing, genocide, infanticide, matricide) Quote Right
Quote Left Why Peer Faqeers and Gadi nasheens are trying to enrich themselves at the expense of the Poor?? Quote Right
Quote Left Najeeb Sultan vargay Peer hovan tay fair choran dakaytan de ke Loor ay!!! Quote Right
Quote Left I sense generations long gone peering out the windows of my eyes by Robert Quote Right
Quote Left Najeeb Sultan kya sahaba Peeri Mureedi kartay thay? Quote Right
Quote Left One of the most cruel reasons that relationships end is invisible. It never moves and you won't hear a peep out of it. But it's indifferent chill sits quietly, allowing any and every thought possible to move in and take over. It is not a treatment or a game. It is called silence. The inability or refusal to communicate will shred the strongest of bonds to bits, scattering it wherever the winds of change take it, never to be seen or remembered again. Quote Right
Quote Left Peer zafar shah do you remember sho khalid dasti. Quote Right
Quote Left Peer zafar shah chup kar kay 324 me andar ho ja. Quote Right
Quote Left The only way to stop me is to shoot me. Peer Zafar Shah. Quote Right
Quote Left Beware the eloquence of the rattlesnake's tail. — Native American saying, translation by Michael R. Burch, keywords/tags: Native American, nature, rattlesnake, eloquence, spoken word, speech Quote Right
Quote Left Speak less thunder, wield more lightning. —Native American proverb, translation by Michael R. Burch, keywords: Native American, nature, power, lightning, thunder, speech, speak, speaking Quote Right
Quote Left to live among the daffodil folk... slip down the rainslickened drainpipe, suddenly pop out the GARGANTUAN SPOUT, minuscule as alice, shout yippee-yi-yee! in wee exultant glee to be leaving behind the LARGE THREE-DENALI GARAGE. ('escape!' by michael r. burch) Quote Right
Quote Left Every angel is terrifying. And yet, alas, I invoke you, one of the soul's lethal raptors, well aware of your nature. As in the days of Tobias, when one of you, obscuring his radiance, stood at the simple threshold, appearing ordinary rather than appalling while the curious youth peered through the window. ('Rilke's Second Elegy' by Rainer Maria Rilke, loose translation by Michael R. Burch) Quote Right
Quote Left The wolves at the throat so that we are now speechless. Quote Right
Quote Left "Non pressured creative writing assignments maybe for extra credit should spring board healthy discussion during class," said Austin Macauley UK author Marc O'Brien, "not only will this be a relaxed easy good grade time but allowing the students to release emotion will only build trust between their peers." Quote Right
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