Short Pee Poems
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I would still use thee
And while at it giggle with glee
Broken cracked you are
Reflect my use like a star
Hihi, i used it to pee
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
spooky ghost.
hautning ghost
your mum
your mum
boo!
poopoopeepee yourself.
an enderpearl
The wee wee tree where dogs go pee
And all the breeds wait patiently
But not one stoops
To leaving poops
That’s doggie etiquette, you see
Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The shrub —JESUS! —was a drunk man.
How would you describe a real man
One with muscles uses bad language like damn
Well slap my knee
They sit down to pee
With his normal image of pushing a pram
How would you describe a real man
One with muscles, uses bad language like damn
Well slap my knee
They sit down to pee
With his normal image of pushing a pram
I thought pee lines were for females
But when dogs stop wagging their tails
Guys seek the closest tree
Then raise a leg and pee
In a queue, their barks sound like wails
Heard that fish would love to pee
Their fins are crossed in an ardent plea
Eyes go sideways
Swim as they pray
But only old cods know where the toilets are at sea
Pee Dee Pee Dee
Clip Clip Clip Clip
Whee Whee Whee
Sweetie Sweetie
Clah Clah
Eeep Eeep Eeep
Clah Clah
Whee Whee Whee
Pee Dee Pee Dee
Whee Whee Whee
Birdspeak in the morning
Pee Wee Reese was a diminutive shortstop
For the old Brooklyn Dodgers when I was a tot
With Jackie at second
Both are legends
Heroes of my childhood and a joy to watch
Laughter is infectious, laughter is the key
To a long happy life, with smiles guaranteed
A life filled with joy
For all girls and boys
Sorry must end this, I gotta go pee!
Pretty summer days are really hot,
am I being cooked like crabs in a pot.
Fireworks made me pee my pants,
all wet but I will still dance.
Looks like I hit the big summer jackpot.
I fervently pray I shall never see
Another like the incumbent Vee Pee
I cringe hearing her cackle
Such a useless debacle
Two peas in a pod are JoJo and she
The life of a cat is pretty boring but sweet
Wake up, pee, meow, eat, sleep, then repeat
Much like us humanoids
Of direction they're void
Very dependent on us but we're first to eat
The life of a cat is pretty boring but sweet
Wake up, pee, meow, eat, sleep, then repeat
Much like us humanoids
Of direction they're void
Very dependent on us but we're first to eat
The life of a cat is pretty boring but sweet
Wake up, pee, meow, eat, sleep, then repeat
Much like us humanoids
Of direction they're void
Very dependent on us but we're first to eat
It's a requirement for us guys to stand up to pee
There's always a chance we'll pee on our knees
Sitting down like a lady
Well at home maybe
Mighty awkward sitting on a urinal to me
The life of a cat is pretty boring but sweet
Wake up, pee, meow, eat, sleep, then repeat
Much like us humanoids
Of direction they're void
Very dependent on us but we're first to eat
I've heard that fish would love to pee
But they can't their fins are crossed in an ardent plea
Eyes are also crossed
Their way they've lost
Only old cods know where the toidies are at sea
That dreaded feeling when your computer crashes
The end of the world as we know it, our life flashes
Before our eyes
Our brain is fried
Then ta-da it returns and to the pee place we dasheth
You need a lot of clout when you become a Vee Pee
Make sure they understand, take them over your knee
Pound your ideas
In through their rears
Trust me, through the tears they are bound to see
Laughter is infectious, laughter is the key
To a long happy life, with smiles guaranteed
A life filled with joy
For all girls and boys
Sorry, must end this, gotta go pee!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Powerful politicians promoting powerless politics.
Passing propagated policy proposedly preventing prejudice.
Pretending past perceptions pose puny persuasions presently.
Proving people prevent prosperity purposely.
It's a requirement for us guys to stand up to pee
There's always a chance we'll pee on our knee
Sitting down like lady
Well at home maybe
Mighty awkward sitting on a urinal to me
© Jack Ellison 2015
I took a pee in a bottle
And sent it to a lab
The lab sent me a bill
An another bottle to refill
With a note that said
Analysis is not free
And that I must pay a fee
If I wanted them to take
A good look at me
Gee- Wizzzz