Aik darjan punjabi mera laho na nikaal sakay,
Aik Pathan nay aik shot me khon nikaal diya.
Note.Log sahi kehtay hain Pathan to Pathan..
Char Chawani Five Athani hathoray pay,
Meri behan DOWN Bhai kay Loday pay..
SuSU has been Done.
Motar has been Done.
Peshab has been Done.
Note.BUs karo PATHAN.
Jahan Jahan corruption wahan wahan zardari,
Jahan Jahan choot wahan wahan down supari.
Note.teri tabiat set hon wali ay(kocha Pathan).
1.Pesa shaadi apna ghar,
Supari Killer say dar(222)
2.Pesa shaadi apna ghar,
Zafar Supari say dar(222)
3.Pesa shaadi apna ghar,
Pagal Pathan say dar(222).
Note.Gunfire or injection??
Bay sharam insan,,
Bay gerat Pathan..
Note.qatil supari...
Do Lafzon Mein likh de,
Mein nay Teri prem Kahani,
Wehmi nafsiati bool kar,
Goli ya teka?????
Note.bay sharam Pathan...
Jasneet sharma mat laga baraf par garma,,
Zafar Bhai tujhay phair day ga Varma..
Note.Bachii Bach ja pathan kay qehar say..
Zafar Sapari agar me teray Ghar Kay mobile phones ya hidden cams say Teri ma Behan ko daikhun to phir tujhay Kesa lagay ga???
Note.Begerat wada dramabaz munafiq dogla domui.
Tun nay aisa chemical pilwaya
Mujhay chaand soraj nazar aya.
Teri Ma ko ma na kahun to kia kahun?
Teri behan ko baji ka darja dayta hun.
Chawal Khan meri behan kay taboot mein keel(maik)thook.
Tere sonay(gold)ko clean bold karun salay chilgozay.
Akhrot wali khopri kay malik karway badam.
Teray pistay mein daga mara pistA KARUN.
Abhay badmast haathi cucumber ki jhaag.
Teri shararton ko chingari bakshun to kia?
Sala 33 ki omar mein 18 kay badmash.
22 crore ki Abadi mein teri zaat ka aik nahi.
Iblees kay mureed surf ki jhaag kay bulbulay.
Teri pathan zaat ko afghanistan me drone karun.
Tera haath mangun rishta na mangun to kia?
Abhay electric shock kay shock walay jhatkay.
Fitay Mun teri gandi galeez ghatya soch pay.
Badtameez
Bay gairat
Nashai
Wahmi
Dramabaz
Pindi
Pathan
Crack
Shatan
Zalim
Hayavan.
Note.Inna ankaral Aswati lasoutul hameer.
Zafar Khan
Wald
Jabbar Khan
Wald
Tayaar Khan
Wald
Hathyar Khan
Wald
Hoshyar Khan
Wald
Jalaal Sultan..
No one had any idea about their game plan
X,Y were allies of z and their target was Khan
Z Zeus ordered his allies to attack Pathan
One day when Khan Pathan went to Bazar to shop
X and Y came there to cop
According to their pre planned drama they started fighting
During their fight Khan became their victim
X and Y cleared the whole matter in court
They said it is collateral damage
Z Zeus played the role of snake.
Note. First they create a reason to attack and
then they attack but not in all cases.
The only thing more achy
Is Death; it makes blurry
Our visions when in bevy
Of one’s funeral – body
Transformed sugar briny.
It makes a Hindu use billy;
Christians use box browny;
Uses soil a Pathan brawny;
Whoever may see be balky;
And wish to see any alley
To escape You O, Bonnie.
Then give apple or berry,
Or grapes or mango bossy.
Nothing tastes sweater, Honey
When Death tastes on you bonnie.
Limerick : Once a Pathan paid for a brandy
Once a Pathan paid for a brandy
While in the company of (a) Dandy
Dandy was all so gay
He squealed like a blue jay
While Pathan jumped up on his bounty.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
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