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Happy Birthday - Nr

 

A sweet bunny is having a birth ... day,
happy, happy, happy birthday we say!
And we sing a song ... la, la, la, la, la,
you clap and smile ... la, la, la, la, la, la!

Take my hand and we will spin round and round,
your laugher is like a bell ringing sound!
Careful bunny that you don't

Nr Rain, Rain, Go Away

Rain, rain, go away
Come again another day
Little Abbie wants an ice cream cone
School's closed, you see, and she’s stuck at home!
Watching happy ducks in the pond as they swim
And her red sand pail you've filled to the rim!
Rain, rain, you’re so vain
Never show your face again!
~*~

For: Debra's "Nursery Rhyme" Contest

Nr Skip and Jack

Skip and Jack would cut no slack.
When someone crossed theyr'e wires.
They didn't hold back their tough attack.
They'd proceed to slash your tires.

One day when they both fell asleep.
Somebody stole their dreams.
Now when they pray for souls to keep.
They see God in their beams.

Smile, Son, Smile 'Nr'

Smile, son, smile
Smile, son, please.
I can not smile daddy,
I can not smile cheese.

Smile, son, smile
Smile for a pound.
I can not smile daddy
I can not make a sound.

Smile, son, smile
Smile, son, dear.
I can not smile daddy,
I cannot smile clear.

Smile, son, smile
Smile, for a pound.
I can not smile daddy, 
I can not make a sound.

For: Debra Squyres'

The Land of Kale Much Maligned Nr

There's a land to visit in your dreams

a place that really has, it seems,

no Brussels sprouts or cauliflower,

no cabbage, broccoli or sauer-

-kraut or parsnips or broad beans, 

and where peas truly are the only greens.

Spuds they bake there have some crunch

so they go quite well with Sunday lunch. 

And, to get apple pie or creamy

Christmas Tree Light--Nr

Sparkling, Sparkling, Christmas light,
I love the way you shine so bright,
Your radiance makes the room look fine,
which makes it better than the vine.

Blinking , blinking , as your leaves shine,
How sweet passion and love entwine,
Pretty display of  green  on  tree,
Christ birth makes my heart feels so free.



CONTEST:"Nursery Rhyme"  sponsored by Debra

Nr Billy and Jen

Billy whispered to Jen,
Lets have an adventure again.

Through the maze,
Past the graze.

Their'd you find them,
In a fort made of Ma's favorite denim.

Billy and Jen, partners in crime,
Billy and Jen, Always till the end.

Can't find them?
You'd hear Ma say "Oh, not again!"

Through the maze,
Past the graze.

Their they were!
Making their own world!

Billy and Jen,
Were always,
Best friends, till

Incy Wincy Caterpillar Nr

Incy Wincy caterpillar, what are you doing there?
You’re not supposed to crawl up, you know it isn’t fair.

If you go to sleep up there, and then you make cocoons
What happens if you hatch out? One night on a full moon.

Incy Wincy caterpillar I really don’t want you,
Hatching in my bedroom, just cos you want too.

I’ll

Nr Hams For Lambs

(Can you guess which Sheep/lamb nursery rhymes
I’ve parodied with these three piggy rhymes?)

1. Oink oink, white pig, have you any pork?
No WAY, Mister! Drop your fork!
You think you’re takin’ bacon? In a pig’s eye!
You’ll have to drag me kicking from my pig’s sty!

2. Sullivan Slime has sold his swine
To a butcher man named Kevin.
They’re gone

The Girl and the Squirrel Nr

There was a little girl
who rode a giant squirrel.
They loved to leap and play
around the woods all day.

All through the afternoon
they'd gather nuts and soon
they'd have enough to eat
so tasty and so sweet.

His name was Macaroni.
He was faster than a pony.
They would jump across the sun;
ride a rainbow just for fun.

And when the day was

Ants In Your Pants-Nr

A giant called George lived in a cave
He was big, but not very brave
     He had an odd fear of ants
     Afraid they'd crawl up his pants
         So George decided to wear a skirt
     

And Now, For the Rest of the Story - 'Nr'

So when-Jack-and-Jill reached the top of the hill
Jack couldn't stand still (Tried to snatch a cheap thrill)
Kissed Jill on the mouth
(Things quickly went south)
Then Jack said to Jill...'Can looks really KILL?'

Okay, naughty boys and good girls
Let's give Mother Goose one more whirl...

Once the elderly, eccentric Miss Muffet
Informed neighbors: 'Kiss-my-keester and stuff it!'
Thus poor Charlotte the

My Perfect Granddaughter Nr

My perfect Granddaughter,
She did what she outta,
And asked before going to play.

But we didn't know,
The babe needed to go,
So, she did it outside that day.

Her Mom, full of laughter,
Was quick to chase after,
And told her that she shouldn't do it.

The babe said,"It's OK!"
"Whenever I play,
I'll be sure not to run through it!"

Spilt Milk - Nr

The little boy in blue, with shirt of silk
Caused Mary Tuppet to spill  her  milk
When  the cat came in to take  a drink
There was a rat stuck in the sink

So the cat ate the rat that was stuck in the sink
When it came  to drink the milk that was spilt
In

The Pick-A-Dilly Lily Nr

The once was a Pick-a-Dilly Lily,
well, she was all green, don't you see?
Though her friends ran about willy-nilly,
she sat on the ground 'neath a tree.

Dumpty-Down rolled on by shilly-shally,
never stopping to spark, or play,
even acorns would not dilly-dally,
it seems they had nothing to say.

Lily's head bowed in sadness, she whimpered,
"Am I  jealous, that could

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