Long Nr Poems

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"A good-controversy is-just-like a real-tasty pot of-beans; replenishing 
the water-you-have to-keep-them stirred-up, lest you-do-this-they-tend to-
get to tasting-bad, getting-stuck-on-themselves, burning to-the bottom-of the-
pot... ."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKbk_dQ8Mhg

"I mean imagine if you will one thought or existence where there is...

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My Life is definitely trying to tell me something....
It is almost certainly painting a picture, but I can't see what it's a picture
of.
It's been a series of Magic Moments, Crushing Blows, surreal and unfortunate
events, earth...

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CONFIDENCE

              A ctually you do not care for me.
             ...

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A sweet bunny is having a birth ... day,
happy, happy, happy birthday we say!
And we sing a song ... la, la, la, la, la,
you clap and smile ... la, la, la, la, la, la!

Take...

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The once was a Pick-a-Dilly Lily,
well, she was all green, don't you see?
Though her friends ran about willy-nilly,
she sat on the ground 'neath a tree.

Dumpty-Down rolled on by shilly-shally,
never stopping to spark, or play,
even acorns...

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(Can you guess which Sheep/lamb nursery rhymes
I’ve parodied with these three piggy rhymes?)

1. Oink oink, white pig, have you any pork?
No WAY, Mister! Drop your fork!
You think you’re takin’ bacon? In a pig’s eye!
You’ll have...

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I love you so much
That with my ego 
I loose touch 
I love you so much

That I don't care about myself 
I want you only to be happy 
And love itself 
will take care of...

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The little boy in blue, with shirt of silk
Caused Mary Tuppet to spill  her  milk
When  the cat came in to take  a drink
There was a rat stuck in the sink

So the...

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The long life

 The knowledge of living forever is already here
all one has to do is renew the old cells for new ones
once a year starting when forty or thereabout when
a person is self-sufficient.
It is...

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There was a lovely puppy dog
Who loved to play all day
Someone left the door open
Puppy went astray

He found himself in a big big space
With fast things that jumped and skid
Lots of legs on the pavement...

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So when-Jack-and-Jill reached the top of the hill
Jack couldn't stand still (Tried to snatch a cheap thrill)
Kissed Jill on the mouth
(Things quickly went south)
Then Jack said to Jill...'Can looks really KILL?'

Okay, naughty boys and good...

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There's a land to visit in your dreams

a place that really has, it seems,

no Brussels sprouts or cauliflower,

no cabbage, broccoli or sauer-

-kraut or parsnips or broad beans, 

and where peas truly are the only greens.

Spuds...

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Incy Wincy caterpillar, what are you doing there?
You’re not supposed to crawl up, you know it isn’t fair.

If you go to sleep up there, and then you make cocoons
What happens if you hatch out? One...

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