Ninny Poems - Poems about Ninny

Panhandling the Panhandler

...Met an eager charming panhandler today
His smile was unusually bright and gay
Hi he said with friendly eyes and big smile
I was on a jog, had gone about a mile

Hi yourself I sang out in a voice...

The Featured Twirler

...Oh that Lily, she the epitome of a  
Golden Child as I watched her
Exuding effortless grace, a liquid-silver baton—  
a Haddon Heights Garnett.  
a Blazing Comet /  
enchanting /  
popular and ...

Ninny Nonny Noose

...ninny nonny noose
     with a neck inside

stretchy stretchy stretch
     and the witch she died

golly, gallows in a gully
hanging hung in such a hurry

spell a spell a spell did she
with ...

Vampire

...There was a vampire, oh so skinny
drinking blood was not his destiny
	vegan was his diet
	tried to keep it quiet 
we thought him quite a silly ninny....

Kool-Aid Anyone

...The outty and the inny
Fleshy repeated stabbings
Produce a ninny
To be tossed to the fray
And taught their worth for the day
Is to obey
What we say
Of how, when, and why to play

Its your mo...

Damn Bad Reputation Counts 500 Plus Paw Whet Tick Stints

...Damn bad reputation counts 500 plus paw whet tick stints

The following fictitious poetic vignette attempts a feeble tale of one ordinary day in life of anonymous miscreant.

"I don't give a damn...

The Ninny

...he had often aspired to being a jester
the wise one of Tarot land
cheekily dressed with wit on his lips

as of late he has been caught up
in irreverent lies and half-truths
tossed at him in ang...

How Did That Happen

...With icy blue- black eyes and ginger spicy hair
Caribbean pirate girl gave off an intimidating air 
We boys could not help but sit and stare
Wishing we did not hunger for a bit of care

Her name...

The Elves

...They were bright little elves, mischievous but good 
creative as can be  known as gnomes of the North Pole 
Santa's sleigh began to slow so they did all they could   
 the spirit-meter read low an...

Ninja Spider

...Ninja Spider

Spying a spider on my wall
your not staying there - no never at all
with rolled up paper intent to squish
I tip toe over quietly shoosh shoosh shish

Approaching the spider grew ...

Toilet Politics

...Oh Lord please help, we’re in a fix.
Our planet now suffers from toilet politics.
From the back-yard brew to the new killer bees.
6 feet, a cough and the dreaded sneeze.

How will this end, I do...

A Dear John Letter

...I seem never far flung from thoughts supreme and a my/their/your/importance to things at/of a conscious cramped mind. If thinking is Activity, 
Thoughts, action streams that flow from equal amounts ...

Why Do They Say-They Say

...It strikes me in an unusual way.
Who is this,'they'?
And why do we believe this 'they',
In almost a fanatical way?

There are no question asked!
No saying is put to task.
Not by this poetess~
...

Just Call Me a F U G Hing Hip Poke Writ

...Just Call Me A F*****G Hip Poke Writ

Oh flibbertigibbet
damn, heil (Stuart Little) let mice
self down dagnabbit,
no matter this lactose intolerant,

conscientious, consumer and avowed kit
an...

A Celeb's Granny

...Once was a celeb’s old Granny:
She bragged ‘bout her little sonny.
He asked her to stop:
It’s better to hop,
Than to make yourself a ninny. 

08/24/2018...

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