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Best Ninny Poems

Below are the all-time best Ninny poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of ninny poems written by PoetrySoup members


Ninny and the Bowl of Yeast
I am planning for a feast
without the beast,
so I can leaven the bread,
with the bowl of yeast,
but ninny tumble over
the leaven bowl of dough,
and upset...

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Categories: ninny, funny,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Ninny
he had often aspired to being a jester
the wise one of Tarot land
cheekily dressed with wit on his lips

as of late he has been caught...

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Categories: ninny, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member About the Owl
An owl sat on our tree outside, and Dragon was completely mesmerized.
So Dragon ask what was his name, and Who was all that he devised.
Dragon...

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Categories: ninny, fantasy, fun, funny, hilarious,
Form: Light Verse
Esprit De Corps
When achievements stops to you and says bye.
You must learn to espy opportunity.
Try to give the best even at stale conditions
What you do is not...

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Categories: ninny, future, happiness, happy, hello,
Form: Blitz
Unlucky Penny
Unlucky Penny

There once was a man from Virginny
Who found what he thought was a penny
But what he reached down
To pick from the ground
Jumped up and...

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Categories: ninny, funny, satire,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Vampire
There was a vampire, oh so skinny
drinking blood was not his destiny
	vegan was his diet
	tried to keep it quiet 
we thought him quite a silly...

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Categories: ninny, drink, fantasy, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Celeb's Granny
Once was a celeb’s old Granny:
She bragged ‘bout her little sonny.
He asked her to stop:
It’s better to hop,
Than to make yourself a ninny. 

08/24/2018...

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Categories: ninny, celebrity, grandmother, grandson,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Why Do They Say-They Say
It strikes me in an unusual way.
Who is this,'they'?
And why do we believe this 'they',
In almost a fanatical way?

There are no question asked!
No saying is...

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Categories: ninny, poetry, poets, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Damn Bad Reputation Counts 500 Plus Paw Whet Tick Stints
Damn bad reputation counts 500 plus paw whet tick stints

The following fictitious poetic vignette attempts a feeble tale of one ordinary day in life of...

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Categories: ninny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Kool-Aid Anyone
The outty and the inny
Fleshy repeated stabbings
Produce a ninny
To be tossed to the fray
And taught their worth for the day
Is to obey
What we say
Of how,...

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Categories: ninny, body, boy, creation, girl,
Form: Rhyme
Just Call Me a F U G Hing Hip Poke Writ
Just Call Me A F*****G Hip Poke Writ

Oh flibbertigibbet
damn, heil (Stuart Little) let mice
self down dagnabbit,
no matter this lactose intolerant,

conscientious, consumer and avowed kit
and caboodle...

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Categories: ninny, abuse, animal, atheist, creation,
Form: Free verse
My Life
my life, could i chew it out.
so i can forget the cuds of the ghostly,
the deadly and happy,
dome and my home, dad pray i roam,
the...

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Categories: ninny, depression,
Form: Bio
Premium Member How Did That Happen
With icy blue- black eyes and ginger spicy hair
Caribbean pirate girl gave off an intimidating air 
We boys could not help but sit and stare
Wishing...

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Categories: ninny, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme
The Elves
They were bright little elves, mischievous but good 
creative as can be  known as gnomes of the North Pole 
Santa's sleigh began to slow...

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Categories: ninny, appreciation, chocolate,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Dear John Letter
I seem never far flung from thoughts supreme and a my/their/your/importance to things at/of a conscious cramped mind. If thinking is Activity, 
Thoughts, action streams that flow...

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Categories: ninny, angst, betrayal, poetry, poets,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things