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Vampire

There was a vampire, oh so skinny
drinking blood was not his destiny
	vegan was his diet
	tried to keep it quiet 
we thought him quite a silly ninny.

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Constance La France

April 24, 2023 at 5:38 AM

Linda, thank you so much for sharing your fun vampire poem with us in my Writing Challenge, congratulations. !

Linda Alice Fowler

April 24, 2023 at 7:44 AM

Thank you Constance. Keep 'em coming! :)

Andrea Dietrich

April 23, 2023 at 7:59 AM

hmmm, i think he must be dead by now. hahaha. Maybe drinking blood of another vegan would help him!! congrats on the win, Linda

Linda Alice Fowler

April 23, 2023 at 8:37 AM

LOL I'm not sure how long it would take for him to completely vanish. Thanks Andrea. :)

Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris

April 23, 2023 at 3:56 AM

Vampire friendly to bloodly Dosh .... Linda. There are a lot of vampires living among good people. Congratulations on your win in the Contest.

Linda Alice Fowler

April 23, 2023 at 7:04 AM

I agree Alfonso. They walk among us. Thanks for the congratulations! :)

Anne-Lise Andresen

April 23, 2023 at 3:06 AM

- :))) ... well done, Linda :) - Congratulations on your great win :) - hugs

Linda Alice Fowler

April 23, 2023 at 6:58 AM

Many thanks my friend Anne-Lise. :)

Valsa George

April 22, 2023 at 10:53 PM

This is quite funny .... ! A vampire being vegan! Let us welcome him :) Congratulations Linda on your win.

Linda Alice Fowler

April 23, 2023 at 6:58 AM

Ha! Thank you Valsa. Glad you enjoyed this. :)

Alexis Y.

April 22, 2023 at 9:36 PM

Hi Linda, Congratulations on your win with your funny write. I laughed out loud reading it. Have a good evening:-) Alexis

Linda Alice Fowler

April 23, 2023 at 6:52 AM

I'm glad you got a laugh Alexis. Thanks for stopping by with congrats! :)

Daniel Turner

April 22, 2023 at 7:15 PM

Congtaulations Alice:) LOL

Linda Alice Fowler

April 23, 2023 at 6:51 AM

Hello my dear friend Daniel. Thanks for the congrats! :)

Beryl Edmonds

April 22, 2023 at 3:22 PM

Congratulations Linda on your win with this humorous Lim… Belle

Linda Alice Fowler

April 22, 2023 at 5:09 PM

Thank you dear Belle! :)

Joseph May

April 22, 2023 at 2:40 PM

Love the humor Linda, Congrats on your win

Linda Alice Fowler

April 22, 2023 at 3:04 PM

Thanks Joseph. I'm glad you like the humor. :)

Paula Goldsmith

April 22, 2023 at 2:24 PM

Congratulations on your win. A fun/cute write. I really enjoyed it. Have a blessed weekend......

Linda Alice Fowler

April 22, 2023 at 3:03 PM

Thank you my friend Paula. You as well. :)

Speaks Volumes

April 22, 2023 at 12:01 PM

Congrats Linda on your win. A very cute Limerick, that somehow I missed before. You have a wit my friend A terrific Limerick.

Miranda Hawley

April 20, 2023 at 6:33 PM

Adorable limerick! Good luck in the contest!

Linda Alice Fowler

April 21, 2023 at 6:49 AM

Thank you Miranda. :)

Joanna Daniel

April 19, 2023 at 11:27 PM

Funny vampire, Linda:) nice..

Linda Alice Fowler

April 20, 2023 at 7:14 AM

Haha Jo. Glad you liked it. :)

Daniel Turner

April 19, 2023 at 8:51 PM

Sounds more like a cutworm to me, Alice. LOL I'm warning you now, it gets lonely out here in left field where I play:)

Linda Alice Fowler

April 20, 2023 at 7:14 AM

teehee Daniel. A lot of good moves come from left field. :)

Arlo Parker

April 19, 2023 at 7:06 PM

Delightful fun!! A twist in a limerick. ~;o)

Linda Alice Fowler

April 19, 2023 at 7:10 PM

Hey Arlo. Thanks for the delight! Linda :)

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