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Vampire

There was a vampire, oh so skinny drinking blood was not his destiny vegan was his diet tried to keep it quiet we thought him quite a silly ninny.

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Constance La France

Date: 4/24/2023 5:38:00 AM

Linda, thank you so much for sharing your fun vampire poem with us in my Writing Challenge, congratulations. !

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/24/2023 7:44:00 AM

Thank you Constance. Keep 'em coming! :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/23/2023 7:59:00 AM

hmmm, i think he must be dead by now. hahaha. Maybe drinking blood of another vegan would help him!! congrats on the win, Linda

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/23/2023 8:37:00 AM

LOL I'm not sure how long it would take for him to completely vanish. Thanks Andrea. :)

Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris

Date: 4/23/2023 3:56:00 AM

Vampire friendly to bloodly Dosh .... Linda. There are a lot of vampires living among good people. Congratulations on your win in the Contest.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/23/2023 7:04:00 AM

I agree Alfonso. They walk among us. Thanks for the congratulations! :)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/23/2023 3:06:00 AM

- :))) ... well done, Linda :) - Congratulations on your great win :) - hugs

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/23/2023 6:58:00 AM

Many thanks my friend Anne-Lise. :)

Valsa George

Date: 4/22/2023 10:53:00 PM

This is quite funny .... ! A vampire being vegan! Let us welcome him :) Congratulations Linda on your win.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/23/2023 6:58:00 AM

Ha! Thank you Valsa. Glad you enjoyed this. :)

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/22/2023 9:36:00 PM

Hi Linda, Congratulations on your win with your funny write. I laughed out loud reading it. Have a good evening:-) Alexis

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/23/2023 6:52:00 AM

I'm glad you got a laugh Alexis. Thanks for stopping by with congrats! :)

Daniel Turner

Date: 4/22/2023 7:15:00 PM

Congtaulations Alice:) LOL

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/23/2023 6:51:00 AM

Hello my dear friend Daniel. Thanks for the congrats! :)

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 4/22/2023 3:22:00 PM

Congratulations Linda on your win with this humorous Lim… Belle

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/22/2023 5:09:00 PM

Thank you dear Belle! :)

Joseph May

Date: 4/22/2023 2:40:00 PM

Love the humor Linda, Congrats on your win

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/22/2023 3:04:00 PM

Thanks Joseph. I'm glad you like the humor. :)

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 4/22/2023 2:24:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. A fun/cute write. I really enjoyed it. Have a blessed weekend......

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/22/2023 3:03:00 PM

Thank you my friend Paula. You as well. :)

Speaks Volumes

Date: 4/22/2023 12:01:00 PM

Congrats Linda on your win. A very cute Limerick, that somehow I missed before. You have a wit my friend A terrific Limerick.

Miranda Hawley

Date: 4/20/2023 6:33:00 PM

Adorable limerick! Good luck in the contest!

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/21/2023 6:49:00 AM

Thank you Miranda. :)

Joanna Daniel

Date: 4/19/2023 11:27:00 PM

Funny vampire, Linda:) nice..

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/20/2023 7:14:00 AM

Haha Jo. Glad you liked it. :)

Daniel Turner

Date: 4/19/2023 8:51:00 PM

Sounds more like a cutworm to me, Alice. LOL I'm warning you now, it gets lonely out here in left field where I play:)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/20/2023 7:14:00 AM

teehee Daniel. A lot of good moves come from left field. :)

Arlo Parker

Date: 4/19/2023 7:06:00 PM

Delightful fun!! A twist in a limerick. ~;o)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 4/19/2023 7:10:00 PM

Hey Arlo. Thanks for the delight! Linda :)