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Ridding Perception of Self

...Let the eye see, through clear, clean lenses
Not a wilderness of mirrored reflections,
Echoing biases of misconception,
But, with true perception, rid of self.

The sound I hear from out there,
...

Deluge of Love

...O shadows why I know thee not? 
Thou came so muffed in haze in fog! 
O stop for once !O peace! O love! 
O haze of eye, O heart of dove! 
Which darkish clouds are on the sky? 
Which watery waves ...

Nuts and Bolts

...The High Constable received quite a jolt

   When the nut he nabbed decided to bolt

      T'was discovered he muffed

         When the scoundrel he cuffed

            Worse yet, he fled on...

The Bacon Thief

...
"Grab it", said Bob rabbit, 
And went hop, hop, 
The bacon was taken, 
From the meat shop, 

The cops pulled all the stops, 
To catch grub thief, 
They searched for bunny smirche...

Anything Goes -- 2020 Election Version

...(Updated in such form that Cole Porter would sue)
 
[Intro]

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since Nixon got the shock 
When he crashed on Daley’s bloc
If today
Any shoc...

Muffed It

...On the internet I am a rookie,
But the web site said they would book me
A tele-health call
And my Doc's on the ball
But I had a mouthful of cookie!...

Clyde Fails the Roadsides

...Road stop
By cop

Perceived
Car weaved

Two Beers
Cop jeers

Slurs talk
Can't walk

Clyde weaved
And heaved

Ker splat
Fell flat

Clyde drunk
As skunk

Tests muffed
Handcuffed
...

To Jail With No Bail

...Beat spouse
Called louse

In funk
Got drunk

Left bar
Drove car

Cop stopped
Got popped

Smelled booze
Bad news

Tests muffed
Handcuffed

To jail
No bail

Court date
Learned fat...

Mister Pot Holder

...I have held my last pot of hot soup
I've come to the end of my threads
Befraggled and muffed
Bedraggled and fruffed
A raddled cloth corpse that's dead
Frayed so soft and shabby 
As the cotton b...

The Barred Owls Sounds

...barred owls sound like they
withhold their hooting barrels
deeper muffed release


2019 September 23
hawmanysyllables
5-7-5...

Horizon

...HORIZON


"A midst random skies
are broken puzzles of white clouds
muffed together high and raised
skies random a midst
spots of blue hinged in the north
space separates earth and skies
how ...

Lesson Learned of Not Taking the Bull By the Horns

...lesson learned of not taking the bull by the horns

there's this elderly man sitting 
in the front of the bus
he's a picture of cheerfulness 
and mostly goodness
there were also a few other pas...

Drench Myself In Monsoon Showers

...The drench in the monsoon shower 

Can feel the smiling and risen sun all gleeful and gay,
 ushered in me a beams of energy earlier today.

Can  sense now it chuckle at the setting milky white m...

The First Shower I Experienced This Year

...Could feel the smiling and risen sun all gleeful and gay,
It had ushered  in me a beam of energy earlier today.

Could sense now at twilight it chuckle at the rising milky white moon,
And softly in m...

Succulent Luscious Dreamz

...Malodorous tavern’s garret, the codger it accommodates, No more,
Fuzzled in brew, his fuzzy lady, her life she lives to abhor.

Randy colleen gape at her with aghast,
Talk around that she has “th...

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