Clyde Fails the Roadsides

Road stop
By cop

Perceived
Car weaved

Two Beers
Cop jeers

Slurs talk
Can't walk

Clyde weaved
And heaved

Ker splat
Fell flat

Clyde drunk
As skunk

Tests muffed
Handcuffed

To jail
No bail

Transport
To court

Demand
Remand

Severe
One year

Oh dear
No beer
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Wolf Avatar
February 7, 2021 at 10:46 AM
'Ker splat // Fell flat' -- What a hilarious, creative footle within a footle, Bob. Pure enjoyment reading this one, my friend. Happy, Holy Sunday! :) gw
Laurie Avatar
February 3, 2021 at 9:59 PM
Hello Bob … well, the party’s over for Clyde. At least his wife knows where is every night for a year - thanks Bob - Lindsay
Ball Avatar
February 2, 2021 at 11:30 AM
Less beer is a good thing. Well done my friend. This made me smile. God Bless, JB
Hinshaw Avatar
February 2, 2021 at 1:33 PM
Thank you, Judy. Always great to hear from you - Bob H
Downing  Avatar
February 1, 2021 at 1:02 PM
LOL! So cleverly crafted. I surely enjoyed it with a smile ^_^
Hinshaw Avatar
February 2, 2021 at 9:30 AM
Thank you, Akkina - glad it gave you a laff! - Bob H
Romios Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 8:40 PM
Well done, Bob. Please email me when you Post in future. I do not hunt names of anyone. I have a writing goal, going nuts to reach. Those who are my friends just give me the high sign. Just say new poem in a plain email OK! Eyes can only take so much, Pangie
Hinshaw Avatar
February 1, 2021 at 9:22 AM
Thank you Angie - I'll alert you of any future writes - Bob
Lamoureux Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 8:21 AM
Clever fun one!
Hinshaw Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 6:29 PM
Thank you, Richard - glad you enjoyed - Bob
Devonshire Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 8:10 AM
LOL Funny how the thing he appears to miss most in jail is beer, Bob. I'm always glad to see drunken drivers taken off the road. A delightful footle series! Hope you are doing well, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn
Hinshaw Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 6:30 PM
Thank you Carolyn. Seems Clyde never learns - next DUI and he'll spend more time in the slammer! All OK here and hope all is well at your house - Bob
Y. Avatar
January 30, 2021 at 3:05 PM
Hi Robert, I enjoy the footle form, and you do the form justice. You told a good story about the consequences of “ drunk driving “ in a few words. Well done. Have a good day:-) Alexis
Hinshaw Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 6:33 PM
Thanks Alexis - your comments and encouragement mean much to me - Bob
Bauer Avatar
January 30, 2021 at 1:11 PM
ha! well done, bob! got me grinning...
Allison Avatar
January 29, 2021 at 2:37 PM
I love the way so few words create such a superb story, very well penned Bob:-) hugs jan xx
Hinshaw Avatar
January 29, 2021 at 4:39 PM
Thank you, Jan. I love to concoct footles - sorta stretches the old brain in doing so. Take great care - Bob
Pettit Avatar
January 29, 2021 at 2:17 PM
All these short lines collectively tell a sad story.
Hinshaw Avatar
January 29, 2021 at 4:38 PM
Thanks, Robert. Yep, ol' Clyde is in a heap of trouble. Best to you - Bob
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace