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Clyde Fails the Roadsides

Road stop By cop Perceived Car weaved Two Beers Cop jeers Slurs talk Can't walk Clyde weaved And heaved Ker splat Fell flat Clyde drunk As skunk Tests muffed Handcuffed To jail No bail Transport To court Demand Remand Severe One year Oh dear No beer

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/7/2021 10:46:00 AM

'Ker splat // Fell flat' -- What a hilarious, creative footle within a footle, Bob. Pure enjoyment reading this one, my friend. Happy, Holy Sunday! :) gw

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/3/2021 9:59:00 PM

Hello Bob … well, the party’s over for Clyde. At least his wife knows where is every night for a year - thanks Bob - Lindsay

Judy Ball

Date: 2/2/2021 11:30:00 AM

Less beer is a good thing. Well done my friend. This made me smile. God Bless, JB

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 2/2/2021 1:33:00 PM

Thank you, Judy. Always great to hear from you - Bob H

Akkina Downing

Date: 2/1/2021 1:02:00 PM

LOL! So cleverly crafted. I surely enjoyed it with a smile ^_^

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 2/2/2021 9:30:00 AM

Thank you, Akkina - glad it gave you a laff! - Bob H

Panagiota Romios

Date: 1/31/2021 8:40:00 PM

Well done, Bob. Please email me when you Post in future. I do not hunt names of anyone. I have a writing goal, going nuts to reach. Those who are my friends just give me the high sign. Just say new poem in a plain email OK! Eyes can only take so much, Pangie

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 2/1/2021 9:22:00 AM

Thank you Angie - I'll alert you of any future writes - Bob

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 1/31/2021 8:21:00 AM

Clever fun one!

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 1/31/2021 6:29:00 PM

Thank you, Richard - glad you enjoyed - Bob

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/31/2021 8:10:00 AM

LOL Funny how the thing he appears to miss most in jail is beer, Bob. I'm always glad to see drunken drivers taken off the road. A delightful footle series! Hope you are doing well, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 1/31/2021 6:30:00 PM

Thank you Carolyn. Seems Clyde never learns - next DUI and he'll spend more time in the slammer! All OK here and hope all is well at your house - Bob

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/30/2021 3:05:00 PM

Hi Robert, I enjoy the footle form, and you do the form justice. You told a good story about the consequences of “ drunk driving “ in a few words. Well done. Have a good day:-) Alexis

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 1/31/2021 6:33:00 PM

Thanks Alexis - your comments and encouragement mean much to me - Bob