Mouthwash Poems - Poems about Mouthwash

...I have rituals for the first day of class like a superstitious athlete they get me into a good frame of mind where I feel like a juggernaut who has total agency and I don’t need to seek validat......

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... Zooming around the room in wheel chair-moves our child greets us by his beeping toy’s cheer allowing pets to bark and meow freely. Gesturing to hush ......

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...Circumstances Poem Lionel Derbyshire Circumstances leaves you few A chances. No nick, no pick, no give me more. Just a little sauce. No custard tart. You in shoestring circumstance It's rou......

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...mouthwash can't remove lingered bad taste in mouth from hateful words spoken......

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...Hey you! Yeah, you. Know what I plan to do? I’ll spread Vaseline all over your windshield And Krazy Glue your wipers in place. I’ll insert sewing needles, point up, Into your driver’s s......

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...My nutty week stays long in my memory My brain didn't process like it would normally But just to be sure I now lay of the pink gin I will share you my tale and shall now begin. Paracetamol had ......

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...Is a massive ant a giant does a cyclops have cyclips if you get mermaids shouldn't there be merbutlers A wich without a t is still a witch Is an i that hasn't happened a Yeti If you don't know w......

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...I have to delve deeply inside my psyche for this one. Five benefits of wearing a mask: 1. more difficult to get mono 2. close talkers don’t spit in your mouth any more 3. you don’t have to use m......

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...It was vanity that killed him, not the flames, nor acrid smoke. If he had got out straight away, they would have said, "What a lucky bloke." But he stopped to put on his best PJ's, which hung be......

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...Morning Blues Clock rings Bells sing Eyes wink Can't think Flannelmouth Wet snout Stretching limbs Looks grim Hair mess Birds nest Mouthwash Bad breath Late up Break-fast......

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...Hobgoblin in the gutter under canopy of midnight, magic brew of muti without rein. Shadow figure torchon, darting half-light dare. Spine chilling droplets wobble slowly down drains, rusty copper......

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...The glass was half empty until he smashed it on the room divider Tequila Sunrise on the wall Shattered the pieces lay on the ground when he walked on his shards Barefoot floored surrende......

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...We're so underappreciated You'd think we're in-laws Yet without us you could have The most powerful set of jaws Yet it'd be nigh impossible To chew, eat or swallow If you dared pose for......

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...There’s one special moment during your day, When you can be honest and open and true, And that’s the moment after you roll, With your one special lover and you, And your words should be coate......

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...Out of all of the plastic mouth wash bottles in America, I had to fall into this one. It happened in the middle of a life changing moment on Tuesday when I wished too hard to become a light-hearted......

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