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Benefits of Wearing a Mask

I have to delve deeply inside my psyche for this one. Five benefits of wearing a mask: 1. more difficult to get mono 2. close talkers don’t spit in your mouth any more 3. you don’t have to use mouthwash or brush your teeth 4. you can hide an uncomfortable frozen smile when someone is stupid 5. Meth users can happily smile.

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Date: 7/23/2021 9:07:00 AM
LMAO. I love the last one, especially.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/23/2021 6:34:00 PM
I thought you might

Book: Shattered Sighs