Short Mouthwash Poems

mouthwash can't remove
lingered bad taste in mouth from
hateful words spoken...

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Bedtime Routines

A sly glance at his bathroom routine
Reveals clearly what the night would mean
If he reaches for mouthwash
He’s coming for her, oh gosh!
She promptly wipes her under arms clean

Written on:04/26/2017...

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I have to delve deeply inside my psyche for this one.
Five benefits of wearing a mask:
1.	more difficult to get mono 
2.	close talkers don’t spit in your mouth any more
3.	you don’t have to use mouthwash or brush your teeth
4.	you can hide an uncomfortable frozen smile when someone is stupid
5.	Meth users can happily smile....

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Is a massive ant a giant
does a cyclops have cyclips
if you get mermaids shouldn't there be merbutlers
A wich without a t is still a witch
Is an i that hasn't happened a Yeti
If you don't know where the wolf is
does that make it a where wolf
If you ran you hands over Cher
would that be a Cherub
if you gave mouthwash to a gargoyle
would that make it a garglegoyle
If Medusa stayed would she be a gorstay
If you were a small devious devil that lied
would that be implied...

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