Mishap Poems - Poems about Mishap

Magellan, with maps quite askew, Said, "The Spice Islands? I'll sail right on through!" He missed every port, Then ate his own short, "This 'discovery's' overdue!" ©bfa032225 ...

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There once was a buxom lass, Suzy May Went in the sea on a hot August day She got out, there was laughter And all stares were upon her A freak wave had put her boobs on display......

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Yule dinner mishap. Menu chosen, peon chef; Lactose –explosion! ...

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Penguin was embarrassed because he had fallen through the ice. He had not done it only one time, he had done it thrice. Anchorage Alaskan penguins cheered and yelled “one more time!” He became a hero of sorts, so he felt a bit more sublime. Now on a roll, he decided to try to break the ice. He jumped on...

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A spark erupts, setting alight a formidable flame. Casting ascending vivid flickers of amber gleaming. Ignited fervor, unbeknownst from whence it came. The ominous blaze glares through the windows beaming. A thunderous crackle incites a violent burn. Engaged by inferno, timber joists integrity weakens. As smoke engulfs the structural core in turn. Roaring fevered holocaust ensues the blight it beacons. Heroic sirens wail...

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A plump woman lived in New York At Christmas dinner, ate much beef and pork, Adding kilos to her fat On a chair as she sat, It broke down with a sudden creak Secured the eighth position I Need a Good Laugh: Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsor- Andrea Dietrich...

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Oh, the pain of getting a thumb struck Is not overshadowed by feeling dumbstruck When a car door is slammed on a finger There is no logical reason to linger Taking a pain pill as soon as possible In this case is perfectly permissible Soaking in ice is always helpful, too But I don’t know what else to do! written August 12, 2021 especially...

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The Irish pipe band played Amazing Grace Their drum major showed his skills with the mace In the air he threw it But misjudged and blew it When it came down and hit him in the face... Written 22 February 2021....

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My image was dull drab and dreary (It hadn’t be changed for a while) I thought that my hair had potential ... It was time I updated my style But the last time that I’d had a haircut I hadn’t been pleased with my “do” I’d lost half my hair – though I’m certain I'd said “Not too much...

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"we can only call it a tragedy" so said principal (name not to be used or mention the school) "the boxes of spell chex suggests using butter milk to get the optimum amount and more of your daily fat intake, but mistakingly soy milk was actually used" refusing to say any more we talked with some of the faculty, staff and students of this highly prestigious catholic elementary school who bore witness to...

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Trump and Mental Mishap What Trump should do is call it a wrap, Now that his mind moved off the map; Always wrong; Would prolong; Had been destroyed in a mental mishap. Jim Horn...

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My feline was asleep on my lap, just enjoying her midday cat nap. She fell off the chair, then turned with a glare, and proceeded to give me a slap....

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Remove Mishap and Slap In Face Trump all of their children he did kidnap, And has ended up causing major mishap; Support did lack; Had to backtrack; Humiliated and in face has given a slap. Jim Horn...

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Too tan Tess was what they called her But not for the reason you think But of a misplaced "two" decal Stuck to her, after too much to drink Her moniker came hard for her With an untanned two on her head She said, "Well, I'll just keep tanning," "Till it's gone, this two that I dread!" She tanned more to cover it...

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F-ear not the mishap, Y-ou are prone to making mistake; M-ay twenty-sixth Friday, never let your heart break. F-ear not the mishap, A-s you're just a human; L-et not the river of wrong L-ead you toward the ocean. O-pen your heart and mind, R-echarge and fill the gap; I-n facing the blow of blunder, N-ever fear the...

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