Short Mishap Poems
Short Mishap Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mishap by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mishap by length and keyword.
Mishap disguises
An existential crisis
Leading to success
Example for Setback Contest
7-6-16
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a crumpled skymap
lost broomstick? No, misplaced spells~
Halloween mishap
Oh there's nothing more pure
Than political manure
From the odd mishap
To the downright crap
It's the truth that they try to obscure.
Little Johnny was feeling blue
Had a mishap with some glue
He thought he would cheat
And not fall off his seat
Now both buns are stuck to the loo
Lost It On My Lap
Saw another ap
That suffered from a mishap
Lost it on my lap.
Wow. Spell check doesn't
recognize AP. Small world.
Jim Horn
My feline was asleep on my lap,
just enjoying her midday cat nap.
She fell off the chair,
then turned with a glare,
and proceeded to give me a slap.
Wardrobe malfunction for Robin,
resorting to needle and bobbin ~
mishap happened behind a church
leaving Batman high in a lurch.
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
The score was even, nine to nine.
Coach said they were doing just fine.
The Ref tripped and fell,
released a fierce yell,
"Stick that puck where the sun don't shine!"
Super Bowel Half Time Rap Crap
Whole super bowel half time rap,
Was really a total bunch of crap;
Will not care;
A sad affair;
Resulting in humongous mishap.
Jim Horn
Mr Crumpet
Oh so sad for Mr Crumpet,
Had a mishap whilst playing his Trumpet.
He forgot, but he should know,
Not to suck but only blow.
No longer does Crumpet played Trumpet.
Santa was embarrassed I kind of think
Because of a bleach mishap, his suit was pink.
Mrs. Claus apologized, up and down her sink.
But in the end, I think he looked darling in pink.
Cruel Fool Who Would Ridicule
Found that Trump was truly a fool;
Had always constantly been cruel;
Cause mishap;
In face slap;
Candidly criticize and did ridicule.
Jim Horn
Trump and Mental Mishap
What Trump should do is call it a wrap,
Now that his mind moved off the map;
Always wrong;
Would prolong;
Had been destroyed in a mental mishap.
Jim Horn
There once was a buxom lass, Suzy May
Went in the sea on a hot August day
She got out, there was laughter
And all stares were upon her
A freak wave had put her boobs on display...
My youngest son was dropping my iPhone.
Unfortunately, not just once, but almost twice.
If someone interested- take the mishap and own.
He is three years, with fair hair and brightly brown eyes.
somehow they forgot
to include one procedure
they asked if I could help them
move you to a bed
I gladly helped lift you up
and stroked your hair one last time...
***Edited version of a previous post
Silky
smooth satin skin.
Fluid, graceful movements
as you pour hot milky coffee
into
a cup, that soft smile on your lips.
Still half asleep, I spill
your coffee on
my lap.
IN THE CORNER
ASAP
dunce cap
school trap
MISHAP
A Ruler points, “Asap…dunce cap crown!”
Cornered into school trap, mishap frown.
3/19/2017
ASAP – as soon as possible (Now!)
Trump Took Fast Freighter
To China, Trump has taken a fast freighter;
While on the way he became chaos creator;
Caused a mishap,
Using wrong map;
Never on time and always two hours later.
Jim Horn
Remove Mishap and Slap In Face
Trump all of their children he did kidnap,
And has ended up causing major mishap;
Support did lack;
Had to backtrack;
Humiliated and in face has given a slap.
Jim Horn
I didn't fix the faucet. I didn't fix the door.
I had a little mishap going to the hardware store.
Now, I'm going to the fields where golden geeses lay.
In that land of Eden, they got no faucets anyway.
THE DUFFER
Clyde Rolf
Played golf
In rough
That's tough
Mishap
Sand trap
Putts missed
He's pissed
So far
No par
Entry for Jan Allison's "Five Fabulous Fun Footles" Contest
(22 Oct 2016)
when we have a heart
always will know from the start
we would never part
we had an instinct
which we knew would be distinct
will become extinct
a mighty mishap
in buildings bodies became trapped
all over the map
The Irish pipe band played Amazing Grace
Their drum major showed his skills with the mace
In the air he threw it
But misjudged and blew it
When it came down and hit him in the face...
Written 22 February 2021.
Hurried and misguided tales, cutting the strings of a harp
On the need to give a yes-no answer, one gets ‘perhaps’
Another, stating the last three words of ‘happen’ as ‘hap’
Xmas now celebrated in June is not a mishap