Short Mishap Poems

A man just maintains 
a firm face despite mishap 
and adversity....

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Yule dinner mishap.
Menu chosen, peon chef;
Lactose –explosion!
...

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The Old World collapse,
As people choose more power,
Groping in mishap....

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Rose are red.
Violets are blue.
I just stepped on a bug.
Now it’s stuck to my shoe....

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I may have mishap.
But I will very soon sprout.
I shall one day bloom....

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Lips lock
   TikTok

   Lips sync
   Bright pink

   Lips chap
   Mishap

   Lips part
   Sweetheart...

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The twelfth man
Longs for mishap, injury
No show, tragedy
His heart beat intense
To play, ill will’s dominance...

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It rains outside
    asleep is the time
    deep sleep without mishap
    So i hibernate sans fixed hours ......

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if the past comes in drops,
   and today is a whirlwind,
    will be the future
    mishap... Or immense river......

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Mishap disguises
An existential crisis
Leading to success














Example for Setback Contest
7-6-16...

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Little Johnny was feeling blue
Had a mishap with some glue
He thought he would cheat
And not fall off his seat
Now both buns are stuck to the loo...

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Lost It On My Lap

Saw another ap
That suffered from a mishap
Lost it on my lap.

Wow. Spell check doesn't
recognize AP. Small world.

Jim Horn...

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My feline was asleep on my lap,
just enjoying her midday cat nap.
She fell off the chair,
then turned with a glare,
and proceeded to give me a slap....

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Super Bowel Half Time Rap Crap 

Whole super bowel half time rap,
Was really a  total bunch of crap;
Will not care;
A sad affair;
Resulting in  humongous mishap.

Jim Horn...

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Mr Crumpet

Oh so sad for Mr Crumpet,
Had a mishap whilst playing his Trumpet.
He forgot, but he should know,
Not to suck but only blow.
No longer does Crumpet played Trumpet....

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Cruel Fool Who Would Ridicule

Found that Trump was truly a fool;
Had always constantly  been cruel;
Cause mishap;
In face slap;
Candidly criticize and did ridicule.

Jim Horn...

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Santa was embarrassed I kind of think
Because of a bleach mishap, his suit was pink.
Mrs. Claus apologized, up and down her sink.
But in the end, I think he looked darling in pink....

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Trump and Mental Mishap

What Trump should do is call it a wrap,
Now that his mind moved off the map;
Always wrong;
Would prolong;
Had been destroyed in a mental mishap.

Jim Horn...

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My youngest son was dropping my iPhone.
Unfortunately, not just once, but almost twice.
If someone interested- take the mishap and own.
He is three years, with fair hair and brightly brown eyes....

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somehow they forgot
to include one procedure
they asked if I could help them
move you to a bed
I gladly helped lift you up
and stroked your hair one last time...

***Edited version of a previous post...

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Silky
smooth satin skin.
Fluid, graceful movements
as you pour hot milky coffee 
into
a cup, that soft smile on your lips.
Still half asleep, I spill
your coffee on
my lap.
...

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IN THE CORNER

ASAP
dunce cap
school trap
MISHAP

A Ruler points, “Asap…dunce cap crown!”
Cornered into school trap, mishap frown.

3/19/2017

ASAP – as soon as possible (Now!)...

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Trump Took Fast Freighter

To China, Trump has taken a fast freighter;
While on the way he became chaos creator;
Caused a mishap,
Using wrong map;
Never on time and always two hours later.

Jim Horn...

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Remove Mishap and Slap In Face

Trump all of their children he did kidnap,
And has ended up causing major mishap;
Support did lack;
Had to backtrack;
Humiliated and in face has given a slap.

Jim Horn...

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THE DUFFER


Clyde Rolf
Played golf

In rough
That's tough

Mishap
Sand trap

Putts missed
He's pissed

So far
No par

Entry for Jan Allison's "Five Fabulous Fun Footles" Contest
(22 Oct 2016)...

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