Best Mishap Poems
A Liquid Mishap
Silky
smooth satin skin.
Fluid, graceful movements
as you pour hot milky coffee
into
a cup, that soft smile on your lips.
Still half asleep, I spill
your coffee on
my lap.
...
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Categories:
mishap, crush, kiss, longing, love,
Form:
Cinquain
Suzy May's Bikini Mishap
There once was a buxom lass, Suzy May
Went in the sea on a hot August day
She got out, there was laughter
And all stares were upon her
A freak wave had put her boobs on display......
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Categories:
mishap, humor, sea,
Form:
Limerick
Mishap With a ChainsawHapless Hank severed a leg just below the knee,
When usin' a chainsaw heedlessly, you see!
He sued claimin' that it was a defective saw,
And hired an attorney to check the law.
"I've reviewed the statutes and I can't take yer case.
I'd recommend you plead mea culpa to...
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Categories:
mishap, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Road MishapAfter a day's work
Queued long for a taxi ride
At last get my turn
The cab goes along
Whilst casual talk less intense
Sudden route twist felt
A bus bump cab's rear
It stumble up underpass wall
But no harm at all
Rescuer come a bit
Couldn't believe I'm safe
Just get slight...
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Categories:
mishap, adventure, car, miracle, travel,
Form:
Haiku
Morning MishapMy early morning began as normal as could be,
but soon,while driving the freeway on my way to work,
my car stalled. Then, in center of an apex, my car died.
I had no choice but to leave it there and gather my things.
I had to hurry or...
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Categories:
mishap, emotions, life, morning,
Form:
Narrative
Mistletoe MishapSuch a gorgeous peach is she,
With luscious eyes fixed on me!
Skin so fair, lips full and red,
Somebody slap me, I can't be dead!
She's headin' this way, with mistletoe in hand,
I'm all yours baby, I wanna be your man!
I'm gettin' pretty nervous, about to drop my...
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Categories:
mishap, funny, holiday, me,
Form:
Rhyme
The Drum Majors MishapThe Irish pipe band played Amazing Grace
Their drum major showed his skills with the mace
In the air he threw it
But misjudged and blew it
When it came down and hit him in the face...
Written 22 February 2021....
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Categories:
mishap, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Parlor Mishap, Dream Onsomehow they forgot
to include one procedure
they asked if I could help them
move you to a bed
I gladly helped lift you up
and stroked your hair one last time...
***Edited version of a previous post...
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Categories:
mishap, son,
Form:
Choka
A Christmas MishapA plump woman lived in New York
At Christmas dinner, ate much beef and pork,
Adding kilos to her fat
On a chair as she sat,
It broke down with a sudden creak
Secured the eighth position
I Need a Good Laugh:
Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Andrea Dietrich...
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Categories:
mishap, fun, humor, woman,
Form:
Limerick
MishapLost, alone and lovely
All by myself, it's true
This might be how it's supposed to be
It's okay, I conclude
I understand this mishap
It's pretty plane, you see
I don't understand why people think,
I need someone with me
I'm happy by myself
I smile all the time
I'll put...
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Categories:
mishap, life
Form:
Rhyme
Aftermath of An Auto Mishap
Isn’t it terrible how some people drive?
Thank God I can walk away from this and stay alive.
This awful episode has left me more than annoyed.
The car is considered totaled now that the air bag is deployed.
As usual, the police and paramedics arrive.
They extract a body...
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Categories:
mishap, death, fantasy, mystery, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
mishap, recovery from...,
Form:
Lyric
Map MishapMap Mishap
While driving had looked down at my lap,
And would end up having a map mishap;
So off road ran;
Not part of plan;
When I fell asleep my face needed a slap.
Jim Horn
Will pull together
And we will be rooting for
Both God and His Son....
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Categories:
mishap, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
- Because I'M Worth It -My image was dull drab and dreary
(It hadn’t be changed for a while)
I thought that my hair had potential
... It was time I updated my style
But the last time that I’d had a haircut
I hadn’t been pleased with my “do”
I’d lost half my...
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Categories:
mishap, beauty, color, hair, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Too Tan TessToo tan Tess was what they called her
But not for the reason you think
But of a misplaced "two" decal
Stuck to her, after too much to drink
Her moniker came hard for her
With an untanned two on her head
She said, "Well, I'll just keep tanning,"
"Till it's gone,...
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Categories:
mishap, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain