Maniac Poems | Examples

Love Maniac

You're just, my heart's desire,
You're like the night, so far away,
From my fire.

Tuned to our night, that gets crazier,
Watching you, all night away,
Just an admirer.

When you'll fall in my love,
Don't get your heart like hazy,
Let's kill this love like crazy,
Just you and me,
Like dancing tunes.

Rockabye baby, rockabye,
Hang on my moonlight, 
Rockabye, baby, I'd cry,
Lets do this tonight.
Categories: maniac, crazy, cute love, dance,
Form: Rhyme

A Maniac Screams!

A maniac laughs
a maniac screams
and screams

feed me
feed me
mummy feed me
feed me
let me suckle upon
your shapely breast
even though I'm 53
and your dead

feed me
feed me
feed me

sweet breast milk
mummy's milk is the best
keep that cow's udder
away from me

I am not
I repeat
I am not belonging to this freak show
but soon I'll have no place to go.

Lenny Gazbowski(c)2014
Categories: maniac, funny, humor, mum,
Form: Free verse


Mind of a Maniac

Dark thoughts fill my mind  

         Soon incites, a zoo in sight
         Soon to side with suicide.
         Moon insights, zoom at night
         Prone to abide with  genocide.

                The home incites a homicide
                 Home insights,a hole in sight.
                 The own invites a hall of lies
                 Our moan excites the whole of life.
Categories: maniac, anxiety, conflict, crazy, deep,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberElectric Maniac Bob and Wheel

Caress,
 healing with a soft touch;
My head is such a mess;
You sometimes are too much;
I’m used to the darkness; 

Gentle,
a pair of loving hands; 
Your desire is subtle 
but I know where it stands;
A prize on a mantle; 

Pitch black; 
Senses charge blindfolded;
This slow trail down my back 
out of shadows jolted; 
Electric maniac.
Categories: maniac, emotions, feelings, passion,
Form: Other

Premium MemberFashion Maniac

She was mad after each trendy fashion
For her it was a deep passion
The dress she wore once
Weighed less than an ounce
That set all men in great commotion

March.18. 2022
Bite size Poem No.40.Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Line Gauthier
Categories: maniac, crush, fun, hilarious,
Form: Limerick


Innocent Bully

You are not what you say you are
You are not what you pretend
You are not what you show
You are an innocent Bully
You are the cause of accidents
You are the cause of electrocution
You are the cause of illegal activities
You are the cause of bad health
You are the cause of internal damage
You are the cause of invisible Pain
You are the cause of mysterious deaths..
Note. You are what you are behind closed doors.
Categories: maniac, anger, bullying, care, confidence,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberI Sat and Watched

“I sat and watched him babble like a brook
it took forever to hear the first drop fall
it rained into the water of the newborns
I listened for a moment
then left him to his massive words
tired from his efforts,
sleepy from his speech,
unconsciously conscious 
of his taffy-pulling time.”

pause   II
play      >
fast forward  >>
back	
fast forward  >>
back		<<

“I sat and watched .…”
Categories: maniac, discrimination, endurance, judgement, prejudice,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberManiac Mcgee: a Haiku Trilogy

The Samaritan,
A maniac to the blind;
A saint in God’s eye

Maniac McGee,
A fool to peers and others;
God’s Samaritan

Born to be crazy…
Love’s allegorical boy:
Maniac Mcgee…
Categories: maniac, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Haiku

Maniac President's Song

(A parody of the Modern Major-General's Song from "The Pirates of Penzance" by Gilbert and Sullivan.)

I am the very model of a very stable genius.
Compared to mine all others’ ...brains... are positively weeny; yes,
My grasp of science, history, and law is astronomical.
No need to read; I go by feel! (It’s highly economical.)
My sober tweets would make a truly fine encyclopedia
For fighting lies of traitors in the damn elitist media.
It’s sad how badly haters hate and treat me like a meanie; yes,
And all because I am, in fact, a very stable genius.

I see the world in black and white; hooray for monochromacy!
It shows the unnecessity of nuance and diplomacy.
No matter what I do, my fans consider me adorable;
Their loyalty to how I roll is not the least deplorable.
A win like mine (I surely could have had a clear majority!)
By common wisdom should confer a little more authority.
In short, I envy autocrats like Kim and Mussolini; yes,
I am the very model of a very stable genius.
Categories: maniac, funny, humor, humorous, mental
Form: Rhyme

Trump Paranoid Maniac Mounting Proof

Trump Paranoid Maniac Mounting Proof

Trump paranoid maniac was mounting proof;
Could always tell when head had hit the roof;
By head led,
That bled and bled;
Every time when up as a goof he would goof.

Jim Horn
Categories: maniac, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberBright Jack, the Maniac

Our sweet, all white cat Snowball had ten
kittens!  Goodbye to Zen.
Each one a different color,
some muted gray, or ginger, and some multi-color;
and one was all black,
and a real little jumping jack.
When the time came for adoption they were in a playpen,
and people came time and again.
First, adopted were the bright cats with fur technicolor,
and the cats in muted watercolor.
But, on each visit the black cat hung back,
then, when we were alone he was a maniac.
And then, there was only him and a ginger in the pen,
but ginger said goodbye one day, and then
there were no more bright cats multi-color
and no more cats technicolor or watercolor.
Just one little bright-eyed maniac black,
that I kept and named Jack . . . 
I keep my Jack close, when
out, 'cause people can be mean every now and then.

________________________
January 7, 2018


Poetry/Rhyme/Bright Jack, The Maniac
Copyright Protected, ID 18-9807-76-01
All Rights Reserved.  Written Under Pseudonym.



For the contest,There is a Brighter Side
sponsor, Eve Roper

First Place


Inspired by image #2
Rhyme Pattern - aabbccaabbccaabbccaa- 20 lines
Rhyming verified on Rhymezone.
Categories: maniac, baby, cat,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberThe Ultra-Maniac

Theomania's easy to see
in one holding the presidency.
When megalomanic,
his tweeting gets frantic.
All his money could buy therapy!

At least now there's hope if you vent
whenever you have discontent.
Should you think you are God,
though you're only a sod,
you could one day become president.

Oct. 22, 2017 for The Mania Contest of Lewis Raynes
Categories: maniac, humor,
Form: Limerick

Philosophical Maniac

He believes that his life is a big joke;
a play that was written for him before
he was born. Sometimes he prays,
asking God to change his character;
a young man who loses bets of any kind,
often wakes up in a dumpsite smelling liquor,
hears a suicide incident and wishes he was the one....
Freewill doesn't exist in his school of thought. He believes
the Cosmic Playwright sometimes sleeps,
as His plays keep running....
Categories: maniac, confusion, god, imagery, life,
Form: Narrative

Maniac

The Maniac  

This day has been one of great terror of the mind,
My illness made me hallucinate; my head was exploding
Bloody bit of brain everywhere 
People are calling this a spike, me calling it a step-down
The ladder into the grave without the dignity 
And around my grave, they will throw soiled napkins 
The padre will giggle laudable and do a jig and 
Read from a funny script, he is a stand- up comic
When not moonlighting as a padre. 
She, the dictator of the domestic scene, tells me I`m 
Hallucinating, me? One of the most normal people 
I have ever known. 
You only feel sorry for yourself, says the cake munching
Ogre, I get up, but my voice is too weak for words   
But I manage between heaves of fear of imminent death 
To tell her of the wood I have carried to the house
I give myself another shot of insulin, wish I had a cigarette
Categories: maniac,
Form: Burlesque

Maniac Who Loves Money

Maniac Who Loved Money

Trump was maniac who loved money;
Acting foolish thinking he was funny;
He went out and had affair on a dare;
All of his supporters are full of despair;
Died when water boarded by his honey.
(Or was it with honey.)

Cremated By Someone Related

Trump's dead body was sticky subject;
Had heard that someone it did select;
Turned out to be someone related
Who had his cruddy body cremated
Before every body it did infect.

Every body needs a body sometime.
Is that the song Dean Martin sang
With an Italian twang.

Jim Horn.
Categories: maniac, humorous,
Form: Limerick

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