Best Maniac Poems

(A parody of the Modern Major-General's Song from "The Pirates of Penzance" by Gilbert and Sullivan.)

I am the very model of a very stable genius.
Compared to mine all others’ ...brains... are positively weeny; yes,
My grasp of science, history, and law is astronomical.
No need to read;...

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Her world is black. Dark,dismal,depressed.
She sees through the eyes of a maniac. Not a killer,but a twisted mess.
She is damaged. Torn apart at the very core of her soul. She is me, and I am her.

She desperately wants to end this charade. This bleak excuse...

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He believes that his life is a big joke;
a play that was written for him before
he was born. Sometimes he prays,
asking God to change his character;
a young man who loses bets of any kind,
often wakes up in a dumpsite smelling liquor,
hears a suicide incident and...

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Theomania's easy to see
in one holding the presidency.
When megalomanic,
his tweeting gets frantic.
All his money could buy therapy!

At least now there's hope if you vent
whenever you have discontent.
Should you think you are God,
though you're only a sod,
you could one day become president.

Oct. 22, 2017 for The...

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I’m a maniac.
So is everyone  
Or they are just dull—by default.
I’ve always been excited 
About something or the other—all my life.

I was, for instance, a cricket maniac once,
Swinging the bat,
Though I didn’t swing well at all;
And watching matches day in day out.
But match-fixing dampened...

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Maniac Who Loved Money

Trump was maniac who loved money;
Acting foolish thinking he was funny;
He went out and had affair on a dare;
All of his supporters are full of despair;
Died when water boarded by his honey.
(Or was it with honey.)

Cremated By Someone Related

Trump's dead body was sticky...

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this is a poem that was written by my freind. anything you comment on it i will let him know. his name is sean.

sad, regretful, loving,and woeful
lover of her,
who cares deeply about her,
who believed that she loved me,
who wanted to be with her forever,
who fears...

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a maniac runs
a mad hound let from a leash
to the river god












 haiku dharma maniac runs copyright (c) rajat kanti chakrabarty 21 november 2014...

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Beware of the house of pain, 
Madness rains on you like rain, 
Don't call out my name in vain, 
Lest they think you are insane, 
Psychotic maniac, 

And don't call me a maniac, 
I love girls; am a nymphomaniac, 
It's this voices inside my head;...

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I
tried
counting
sheep to get
to sleep, but one’s
gone missing and now
I’m lying awake worrying...

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Our sweet, all white cat Snowball had ten
kittens!  Goodbye to Zen.
Each one a different color,
some muted gray, or ginger, and some multi-color;
and one was all black,
and a real little jumping jack.
When the time came for adoption they were in a playpen,
and people came time...

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A maniac drummer
Beats through the chest
A rhythm unheard of
With which I’ve been blessed

Shots of adrenaline
Tickle the brain
Our one more chance
To go completely insane

The mind going numb
In the madness of night
In the midst of it all
There’s love at first sight

A dark, tempting flower
Blossoms black in the...

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I am a pyromaniac
A little bit of a brainiac
Don't you give me any smack
I'll sick yo' **** with a stack
of fire balls at your back
*wink*...

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little town of Oomswarshcknullphillbelly                                     
here comes the maniac Gingelly...

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You are not what you say you are
You are not what you pretend
You are not what you show
You are an innocent Bully
You are the cause of accidents
You are the cause of electrocution
You are the cause of illegal activities
You are the cause of bad health
You are...

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