Long Proctologist Poems
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Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
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Categories:
proctologist, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Ready Aim Fire
Ready...Aim...Fire!
In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise known as
"the land of morning calm,"
yours truly t'will invite
"freedom foo fighters"
tubby regaling with a jubilant aire
total mortal Kombat
levels threat of human warhead
bomb dubbed...
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Categories:
proctologist, america, anger, angst, anti bullying, anxiety, bullying,
Form:
Rhyme
Of Road Rage and the Poetrysoup Profanity Policy
As Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.
Or more accurately, the driver almost ran over Joe;
'Twas one of life’s unwanted...
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Categories:
proctologist, anger, conflict, culture, funny, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Elicit Illicit Lucid Dreams -Contains Nudity-
~JSLambert does not (currently:) use, or encourage hallucinogenic drug use.
Telepathic psilocybin prescription erasing elastic depression. Competition
wanes, just when nocturnal emission drains. Lifted poetic wing clipping. This
party only makes sense...
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Categories:
proctologist, allegory, allusion, appreciation, beauty, blessing, magic, muse,
Form:
Carpe Diem
I Made a Beeline Bustle
Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty
porcelain goddess throne
whereupon earlier today
March 28th, 2022,
after incomplete defecation
sitting pretty on pissoir,
I jiggled and wiggled posterior
(analogous to performing
the bum bared hustle)
until gasping for breath
though unable to shake loose
dangling dingleberry yours...
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Categories:
proctologist, adventure, animal, blessing, business, grief, humorous, march,
Form:
Rhyme
How To Be a Doctor
As retiring physician, allow me to give
Some suggestions on how to both doctor and live.
You have finally finished the studies required.
You're a doctor at last, but in debt deeply mired.
With degree on display, your career...
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Categories:
proctologist, career, caregiving, health, humorous, money, parody, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Can You Please Wait a Second
Can You Please Wait A Second...?
In steed of ye
mounting your stock
key high horse,
perhaps named Rock
Key, and head off...lock
stock and barrel,
who...
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Categories:
proctologist, assonance, character, endurance, light, meaningful, natural disasters,
Form:
Free verse
Coincidental Names and Vocations
I was reminiscing the other day about people I've known o'er the years,
And found it strange that their names corresponded with their careers.
For instance, Joseph Carpenter was handy with hammer, nails and saw.
Clyde Barrister, famed...
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Categories:
proctologist, humorous, jobs,
Form:
Rhyme
Onerous Anus Complex Number One
Pain in the ass devoid of dreck
inapropos poetic material what the heck
more unbearable than crick in neck
shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck
the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?.
Spasmodic cramping imposed
automatic rhyming abbreviation
comeuppance (analogous to daggers
stabbing...
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Categories:
proctologist, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, fate,
Form:
Imagism
Praise Zing a Fully Functioning Sphincter Muscle
Anal lies zing constipation
nothing to poo poo about,
cuz when bedeviled by
colorectal obstruction
without wasted doubt,
that malodorous,
...
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Categories:
proctologist, break up, conflict, desire, grief, health, hurt,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Congressional Values
I watch our liberal congress with little admiration
As they show their family values to our entire nation
They say if you don’t have time for children
Because you’re in a hurry
Just murder them before they’re born
Then...
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Categories:
proctologist, politicalold, old, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Life Is a Drag
she is a top anthropologist,
he is a brilliant proctologist,
she is a beautiful billionaire,
he is a handsome debonair;
she is a successful musician,
he is a charismatic politician,
she is a brilliant, gifted doctor,
he is a world-famous sculptor;
she...
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Categories:
proctologist, introspection, life,
Form:
Free verse
Spending Spree
I had it made until my stupid wife ruined me.
I was rich until she went on a spending spree.
She spent it all before I even had the chance to stop her.
I had ten million bucks...
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Categories:
proctologist, funny, hilarious, humor, money, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
I Should'Ve Learned French
I should've learned french before going to a restaurant.
What I ordered there was food that I sure didn't want.
I made the mistake of ordering cerveau and escargot.
When I learned that it was brains and snails,...
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Categories:
proctologist, food, funny, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Don'T Laugh At My Coonskin Cap
People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap.
But they'll stop laughing because I'm through taking their crap.
People say that my cap makes me look silly.
They say that it makes me...
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Categories:
proctologist, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
That Damn Peach
My peach tree only had one peach and my brother decided to pick it.
I grabbed it out of his hand and you know where I decided to stick it.
My brother was really pissed.
He had to...
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Categories:
proctologist, brother, food, fruit, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
I Have a Nail Up My Ass
I sincerely apologize if I seem curt.
I have a nail up my ass and it hurts.
My brat of a daughter pulled the trigger on my nailgun.
She'll be going to the wood shed for what she's...
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Categories:
proctologist, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Doctors
Ophthalmologist
Checked eyes
Have styes
Proctologist
Drop drawers
Up yours
Plastic Surgeon
Replace
Plain face
Gastroenterologist
Pass gas
No class
Dermatologist
...
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Categories:
proctologist, nonsense,
Form:
Footle
A Spring Got Stuck Up His ___
(This is a fictional poem)
I've had the same mattress for over twenty-five years.
When my teenage son was having sex on it, a spring went up his rear.
It went up his ___ and it got stuck.
I...
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Categories:
proctologist, father, on writing and words, son, spring,
Form:
I do not know?
Body Shop
i walked in
through the
open double
doors
and heard
a disembodied
voice ask what can
i do
you for
as car
hoods
were
left open
as mouths
at a dentists
and
other cars
were on lifts
being examined
letting out
bodily fluids as if
a proctologist
snapping off
her gloves
speaks saying
let it all run out
then...
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Categories:
proctologist, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Devil With a Rag
He's back
My nemesis,
Billy Mays,
Never does he fail
To amaze
Now pushing "Zorbees"
miracle rag,
And as I watch,
I start to gag
He's taken Vince's
Sham Wow,
And made it his
Holy Cow!
He copied his ad
Near word for word
This blazing scuz-bucket,
This worthless turd
I want...
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Categories:
proctologist, angst, business, funny, satire,
Form:
Burlesque
Little Green Men
Caught by the believe -
That beyond the clouds -
Roams little green men -
With magicmaker pens -
They fly through space -
Proctologist is on this case -
They beam you up -...
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Categories:
proctologist, funny
Form:
ABC